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Longhorn:
Im breaching trust of NASA and the security of the entire universe by making this post.  Old Longhorn and my best laying hen (can't reveal her name at present) are aboard the Endeaver Space shuttle about to blast off, T- minus 50 minutes and counting.  Get back to yall when I have clearence.  They are closing the hatch as I secretly type this message.... Some guy in a NASA white jumpsuite just said something about it has to be 2 psi above ambient for secure seal, or something like that.   Get back to yall when we are out of orbit.

Longhorn

p.s.  I will self destruct this message in 3..2..1

Beloved:
Hey there Mr stowaway....They are going to put you to work, ...don't you know this is not a sight seeeing trip.....there adding a room on to the space station.

Is that all you brought along ......was a chicken...is it alive and you are expecting eggs or is she aleady cooked?

I hope you made a pit stop before entering that thing...plug up your ears the take off is going to be rough.

beloved

 

Richard D:
Longhorn.

I ‘m wondering if you brought a bottle of BQ sauce with you. If the chicken don’t lay any eggs well…………..you’re a farmer I’m sure you’ll know what to do…….LOL  ;D

                                                 Richard.

musicman:
Wouldn't do me any good.  I'm waiting for a space flight to take me several thousand light years away from this place.  I can't take it any more.

Fester:
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Lift-off

This is Ground Control to Major Longhorn
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare

“This is Major Longhorn to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do

Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much (she knows!)
Ground Control to Major Longhorn
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Longhorn?
Can you hear me, Major Longhorn?
Can you hear me, Major Longhorn?
Can you hear....

“ am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do.?

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