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Longhorn:
Preparing to go on our first of five space walks (shouldn't it be called Space Floats?) Any way's, I got my tool box ( provided by Glovers feed mill here in Longhorns home town) and 2 rolls of electric tape that I just happened to have in my pocket when the NASA officials came and whisked me and Rose away for this mission.
A bit of bad news, I was just informed that the NASA budgit didn't calculate the cost of a space suit for a chicken, so we are gonna have to wrap Rose in some tin foil (3 layers) they have said, convinced, promised, took a spit oath, threw salt over their left shoulder, did the pinky secret hand shake, and all the other precausions to ensure her safety. Get back to yall later I know this is dangerous, but when National Security and the very reason for us even being here is at stake, I can do no less than give my best. The shield on my space helmet has a hairline crack,,,, no problem, Let's do It..
Longhorn
P.S. Ray is right,, God really did create many diffrent planets. Yall should see the view. Don't worry, I brung along 2 of those disposibal cameras that you get a Wall-Mart. I'll be downloading pictures after the Space Walk (float)
Ninny:
Longhorn, I hope your mission is successful. I'd wrap an extra layer or two of foil around the chicken, just to be sure, can you share your O2 with her? (If that crack in your helmet doesn't cause a problem that is).
Keep us updated sweet cheeks! Aha, ha, ha! :-*
Hurry home, musicman needs your help gettin' back at a lousy neighbor!
Kathy ;)
winner08:
Thanks longhorn. I needed this. It has been a heavy day and I needed to laugh. I think this board is great. I think it is needed.
Longhorn:
Update 11-17- 2009, ..I mean 2008 ,..I can't decide if were transseeding time, or if were going back in time. Hate to be the bear of bad news, but I have to report it as I see it,,,,the silly string they had attached to Rose's right leg didn't hold, now she's out there in only God knows where. last we saw her she was headed striaght for Pluto. we are gonna circle back around and attempt the first in orbit recovery mission,
If all goes well, the planet earth will be safe. If you have time out of your busy schedule's, like soccer practice, or annoying sales calls, or neighbors wanting to bowrrow a cup of sugar, or if a long lived relative suddently shows up on your door step asking for money, or if an ex-spouse accusess you of kicking the dog, or if you found one of those extra spicy sauce packs from taco bell from 2 years ago, and you decided it would be a good time to use it as a spice for your Roman Noodles,,,,, Then say a prayer for Rose.
Longhorn,,, It's hard to type with these thick gloves on. Funny, but only mine look like oven mittens. God Bless Yall at B.T
Tell Musicman, don't worry about the neighbors, give em a hug, say hello, introduce them to B.T and the great teachings of Ray,,,,,,, and then sneak over in the middle of the night after you have had 2 doozen raw oystrers, and some chilli cheese fries and some Pineapple juice and leave them the gift that keeps on givving. Back to the important space stuff,,,,,Like finding Rose.
winner08:
Man I just read longhorn's last post out loud to my wife. I had to stop in middle of sentence from laughing so hard I was crying and snorting, man, that's is some funny stuff. Poor old Rose I can just see her floating out there in space with silly string hanging off of her. What a site she must be. I mean what a trip. How do you come up with this this stuff. I must admit I don't laugh very much and I find few things funny. My wife calls me a stick in the mud with a sour puss look on my face. I have to say for that one moment when reading about Rose I let all that pinned up emotion go. You are a riot.
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