I wont be able to post for the next 12 hours

[Ninny]

Good there, ez2u!
We all need a good laugh and who better to laugh at than Longhorn?!
You'll come to love him, take my word for it!
I think our guys here are the best!
Kathy

[Richard D]

Longhorn, I hope I don't upset you too much but I'm hungry and happen to have a bottle of BQ sauce on hand. Now where did you say you last saw Rose. I would like to rescue Rose if at all possible.

She sounds like a good catch to me..........LOL


                                           In god's Love. Richard.

[Longhorn]

Good News- Bad News

Good news is we located and recovered Rose on our 3rd and final circle around Pluto.  I got one of them coathangers out of that female astronauts closet, (dang she had a bunch of them things in there, I guess she thought we was going to be in space for 2 years), anyway, Rose was floating upside down about 3 feet from the shuttle and I rolled down the window just enouph to get my arm out, and thank the good Lord I snagged her.

Bad News is when I got her onboard and unwrapped her from the tin foil, my first thought was, Iv'e never seen a popcycle with feathers before.  After she thawed out a bit, I realized that the 9 hrs she spent floating around in space had tacken it's toll.  The frostbite on Rose's beak was beyond repair.  I was forced to do the first(and hopefully last) in space beakotomy.  Looks like I'll be doing alot of hand feeding the rest of this mission.  Everybody keep saying your prayers, keep repenting and studying Ray's materials, and get back with ya after the next space walk-float.

Longhorn

[Ninny]

I have to keep saying this: You are WEIRD!!
BUT weird is good, yes it is! 

Richard-put  that BBQ sauce away! You're just NOT going to eat Rose! 

George, you too! You guys stopped drooling and go to KFC!!
Kathy

[winner08]

Haven't heard from longhorn for hrs. I hope everything's alright.

[Ninny]

He's out there somewhere! It's a long way to Pluto, maybe he's having a space nap. Maybe they've put him in hyper sleep! WAKE UP, LONGHORN!! I hate silence from space!
Kathy

[aqrinc]

Kathy and Richard,

I knew it, i knew it  . Deep Space flash frozen deep fried texas laying hen Yum yum yum . Richard we just need
to hang on a bit; longhorn will see the light  . Hope that bbq sauce is spiced up with some habenero peppers. 
Come on kathy you will be enthralled;  this is space sanctified chicken oh we can do beer butt bbq chicken.
Every one knows that after nine hours in deep space ; that eerrr secret chicken Rose was being prepped for
a good oL Texas spacebeque by longhorn.

george.  

[Beloved]

Glad to hear that you got your chickenaut Rose back. I had a crew tracking you guys....see the following picture...I think the problem was the aluminum she could have beeen any of the white dots..or just too small to see in her little space juryrigged spacesuit

Here is some pic of space station in orbit ...the arrows on the endeavor  no arrows on the chicken

http://spaceweather.com/swpod2008/19nov08/Xin-Li1_lab.jpg?PHPSESSID=vucmp8peu3c9fmvepc12efsds4


You guys with the barbeue sauce...stop licking your chops....haven't you heard that being frozen may make it easier to survive....slowed her little chicken heart down ...put her into hibernation...space cryo-prerservation 
....so resucitation may be possible.

My only concern is that with her lightweight bones she may develope osteoposis if she is in space too long...she needs to be exercised...attach some weights to the string...a wrench one of those $10, 000 hammers..these will give her some resistance to work against.

Do not worry about the beak...a little plastic surgery or prosthesis will make her look respectable...in the meantime get a eye dropper, or you could chew her food for her

beloved

[aqrinc]

oh mein' as in swiper no swiping . Sorry Beloved and Rose, guess its corn chips and bbq sauce then. Weelll
it could be worse, at least we get to ask what came first; chicken  egg longhorn . Wonder if he fell
into the still and had an epiphany with some white lightening or just some sour mash .

I still think Beer Butt BBQ Chicken with a tangy habenero bbq sauce would have been heavenly LOL.

george.

[Beloved]

Stop thinking of food...you are making me hungry now

Here play a game with Rose the space chick...she will follow your cursor as long as her eyes do not see the little bug running on the ground..... if she does then being a special agent........she will follow it...

look at her beak     but she is still spunky

http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Play/spacechicken/

beloved

[Ninny]

Beloved, that is so cool the space pic and the spce chick! Thank you for helping me talk some sense into Richard and George, men and their stomachs!! 
Kathy

[aqrinc]

Nice try Beloved,


You almost fooled me for a minute, remember the eye is the window to your soul but; the way to a man's
heart is through his stomach. Of course that has nothing to do with this but Sun Tzu did say know your
chicken (enemy) before you get out the seasoning. I am just concerned for my buddy longhorn and that
spy from S.M.E.R.S.H.

Space chick is cool indeed.

george.

Stop thinking of food...you are making me hungry now

Here play a game with Rose the space chick...she will follow your cursor as long as her eyes do not see the little bug running on the ground..... if she does then being a special agent........she will follow it...

look at her beak     but she is still spunky

http://www.ishiboo.com/~nirva/Play/spacechicken/

beloved

[Longhorn]

Ahoy Earthlings,, Just completed one of the most dangerous, hair standing on the back of your neck, frightening space walks-floats in the history of space travel.  As some of yall might of heard by now,( thanks to all them liberal media jerks who love nothing better than too see this mission fail), me and my space walk-float partner astronaut Sandra Magnus, encountered a few problems up there in the wild blue yonder last night.

Fist of all, I learned me a valuable lesson, Don't ever eat red beans and chilli, some of them jalapina pepper cheese flavored doritoes, milk duds, and a luke warm glass of Tang, and a stale hunny-bun before you attempt to go on one of them space walks-floats.

I reckon we were about 20 minutes into our secret mission, when Old Longhorns stomach began to gurgleing, rummbling, twisting from side to side, front to back, and right away we had at the very least an emergecy on our hands, and maybe a National security issue.  I was sure the build-up of gas pressure was going to blow a hole a size of siler dollars through my space walking-floating boats, and there was greater than 0 chance my kneecaps could be dislocated.

Anyhows, I had no choice but to relieve my internal pressure chamber.  My first(and probably only) thought was.... heck Im in dang outer space, a trillion miles from civilization, if ever it was a good time to fart, this was it.  Well, for the next 39 seconds it sounded like 30 to 40 foghorns were going off.  The relief I felt is undescribable.

Just as I was about to continue my duties of holding the flashlight for MS(that means Mission Specialist for you lay persons), S. Magnus,  myself...and her also noticed my space suit was starting to expand at an alarming rate...(I forgot these goofy space walking-floating suits were air tight).  Within all of 2 minutes Old Longhorn began to take on the look of a cross between the Good Year blimp, and the Stay-puff marshmellow man.

Being the smarter of the two, Astronaut Magnus motions for me not to panic.  Within secons she's pulls out her blackberry-cell phone thingamajiggy, and manuvours the shuttle space arm to grab hold of my leg.  Then with the skill of 3 brain doctors, she's eases my over close enouph wher she can use her swiss army knife to poke 3 precise holes in my space walking-floating suit.

Dang good thing that robotic space arm had a firm grasp of my leg, cause if not for that, when all that gas was released, Im pretty sure I would have blasted off like a chinese bottle rocket.  After we were saftley on board, we looked out the window and noticed a strange fog like cloud headed back towards earth.  My first thought(probably my only one) was oh my gosh, what have I done.........Anyways, if this humane made gas bomb I created should happen to penetrate the earths atmosphere, please bring in all your children, small pets, call your loved ones and warn them..then go get you a paper bag and try to take as many small breaths as you can.

Get back to yall after space walk-float no.3....... Keep studying Ray's LOF series and May God Bless all of us.

Longhorn

[Richard D]

Longhorn.

My stomach hurts with this up date report of yours. I believe this fog you're talking about has been burned up by the sun for I see not a cloud in the sky. Keep up the good work NASA has entrusted you with as life on planet Earth is doomed without whatever you're doing in space.

I had put away my bottle of BQ sauce after receiving the news of Roses rescue in other space near the planet Pluto.

Just so there is no hard feeling between us I wanted you to know I was going to take good care of Rose, I had plans on sharing her with a few friends of mine so she would feel the love of the brethrens.

May God be with you Longhorn in this most dangerous mission you have undertaken and WATCH WHAT YOU EAT PLEASE as your words lead me to believe earth had a close call. 


                                In God's speed Longhorm. Richard.

[Ninny]

Longhorn,
Not only are you weird but you're SO DUMB!!  What kind of dork eats stuff like that before a space walk/float?  
I'm telling you, Longhorn that could have been the biggest disaster in the history of space flight!
I am laughing myself to tears here!
Oh, WHY are we humoring you? We should just all walk away quietly. While we still have some brain cells left!
Well, let us know what great adventure you stumble into next time! Better seal those little holes in your space suit, Your butt could freeze off! Aha, ha, ha!
Your little earthbound friend,
Kathy

[winner08]

Longhorn I heard that one of you guys lost your grip on a bag of tools and it just floated away. You know how much dem tools cost? Dem are government tools. Probably thousands of dollars. I hope they don't take it out of your paycheck .  Anyway I'm glad Rose will live. I was, as we are were, worried sick about her. We all got to know and love Rose. As far as that gas cloud goes, if it were over LA or N.Y. City or one of those big cities, They would never know the difference. The sky seems to be so polluted anyway. I really can't wait to see those pitcures you have taken. Hope they come out. I wanted to ask you, when you rolled down the window in the space shuttle I hope everyone was wearing their seatbelt. Somebody could have been sucked out. I mean one little crack and by-by birdie. When will you be coming home?

PS Is there anyway you give us your location so we can see you up there?? You know 3clicks from the moon or  next to the milkyway. 

[Craig]

Breaking news just in from NASA.  Astronaut Longhorn photo.

[Beloved]

Oh no Longhorn you have developed the ..Puffy head Bird legs Syndrome

read more here

http://library.thinkquest.org/03oct/01581/SpaceTravelEnglish/dangers/puffy.html

beloved

[Ninny]

O, Gee I hope that puffy head bird legs thing isn't serious!We are getting the cold shoulder from longhorn, does that affect your ability to reason or communicate? 

Longhorn, you'd better check in soon! Are you ok? Don't make us shoot George or musicman up into space to get you! 
Kathy

[musicman]

Oh, I'm goin.  I just aint comming back.