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musicman

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Neighbor labor
« on: November 16, 2008, 10:25:09 PM »

Hey guys, I have a problem with this neighbor.  She won't stop bothering me about stuff.  It's gone too far and I think revenge is in order.  Any suggestions?  Longhorn?  Marinez?  Marlene?  Anybody?
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Marlene

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 11:28:03 PM »

Musicman, Yes, Love them. Simply Love them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That works LOL they get mad and leave you alone. HA HA

In His Love Marlene
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Beloved

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 11:33:21 PM »

You play the horn don't you serenade them


It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a neighbor,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beautywood,
A neighborly day for a beauty,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you,
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

So let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my neighbor?

Won't you please,
Won't you please,
Please won't you be my neighbor?

Beloved
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Ninny

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2008, 11:52:46 PM »

If that little tune doesn't do it, then take Marlene's advice and along with the love you could play the Barney Song all day: "I love you, you love me we're a happy family with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, Won't you say you love me too!"  :-*
Be sweet  ;)
Kathy  ;)
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Marlene

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 11:53:05 PM »

Beloved, Good One. That made me think of a lady who I worked with. She would sing that song when we came to work in the mornings. She ended it by saying it is really a beautiful day in my neighbor hood cause I am gone. LOL.
Marlene
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Marlene

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2008, 11:57:41 PM »

Hey, I think we got something good going on here. I love that song too. LOL Now, you two have given Musicman something to play his horn too.


Love,
Marlene
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musicman

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 12:21:45 AM »

Oh, that's not real advice.  Come on!!  I try to help you guys with the perfect payback schemes and the best you can offer is the Barney song? 



I have serenaded people with the trombone.  A little Wagner does wonders.  They never mess with me again.
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Marlene

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 12:26:40 AM »

I can't imagine anyone messing with you Musicman. LOL  I personally love the saks with Kenney G playing. LOL

Marlene
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musicman

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 12:29:54 AM »

Whose sak does Kenny G play with?
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Ninny

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 12:35:24 AM »

Musicman, you asked! I can't help it if I don't know how to be outright mean!  ::) ;)
Ok now since you are NOT willing to use LOVE to get rid of your neighbor, then wait for Longhorn, I promise you'll enjoy HIS mean ideas! You big ole meanies!  :o :(
I'm just going to go bed and leave you to your own devises! ;D
I just hope you don't get arrested! :P :D
Kathy ;D ;)
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Ninny

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 12:37:30 AM »

One last thing Musicman, you are so BAD!! ;D
Kathy :)
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Marlene

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2008, 12:48:49 AM »

Musicman, You are something else. I give up. LOL

Marlene
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cherokee

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2008, 10:14:17 AM »

Hey Musicman,

The next time she comes over bothering you try this; ;)

Look her in the face and roll your eyes at her like this. ::)

Then turn facing east and in a pleading voice, loud enough for her to hear,
say this prayer;

Lord,
Help me to love my female neighbor as myself,
and grant me patience to deal with her,
for if i ask for anything else,
i may do something you will not like,
she definitely won't like,
and i will regret.
Amen
 
It may make her think you have totally lost it and stay clear for awhile. ;D

Suzie
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Craig

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2008, 10:19:53 AM »

Try this

"Fly away buzzard, fly away crow, way down South where the winds don't blow. Rub your nose, and give two winks, and save us from this awful jinx"

It worked for me ;)

Barney
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Ninny

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2008, 04:39:16 PM »

Ha! Craig! It may work! ;) :D
Kathy ;)
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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2008, 04:47:04 PM »


I'm noticing that Musicman gets mostly ladies replying to him. What's up with that?
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Ninny

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2008, 05:14:09 PM »

Dennis,
That's because the men just don't take him serious! (maybe because he's a musician?) And Longhorn's busy in space... ???
We'll start watching that from now on, ok?  ::) ::) ::)
Kathy ;)
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Marlene

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2008, 08:35:38 PM »

Hey Musicman, Sorry about the typo, now it could have been how late it was or it could have been my new computer. But, at least it gave you a good come back. LOL I kind of like what Craig said. I need to write some of this down. I got thinking about what I typed this morning.  Would SAX fit better. LOL

Marlene
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Ray-Ray

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2008, 09:35:14 PM »

hey musicman, loan her some money, she want be back lol. Ray-Ray
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Ninny

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Re: Neighbor labor
« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2008, 10:00:05 PM »

Ray-Ray! Who would have thought about loaning her money? Anytime you want to get rid of someone just loan them money and say, "Hey I'm gonna need this back as soon as possible." Ha! Good idea! You sound experienced at this sort of thing! :D :D
Kathy ;)
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