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Last time God slaped you upside your head??

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Marlene:
George and Walt , Do you need a Sister cause that would be me too?

Marlene

winner08:
Hello everybody. Guess what? I just got slaped in my head, NO not by God but by my wife. I not gonna say what I did. but I deserved it.

Richard D:
Amen to that George, I hate looking into that spiritual mirror that shows me who and what I am. Sometimes I think I’m so spiritual because I have some truth and talk to Jesus and yeah, next thing I know I have years of worldliness that needs to come out of me and the beast within is very cunning.

If I ever become God centered and loose my self centered ways it is only by the grace of God and that to me is a miracle in itself.

Its funny how we keep trying to clean ourselves up and realize over and over again it just don’t work like that.

I need to go back to one day at a time, no, One minute at a time.


P.S. I got a good spiritual slapped today and all I can say is how long how much longer before I understand Lord.


                                           In God’s Love. Richard.

musicman:

--- Quote from: winner08 on November 23, 2008, 03:00:29 PM ---Hello everybody. Guess what? I just got slaped in my head, NO not by God but by my wife. I not gonna say what I did. but I deserved it.

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Let me guess.  It's Sunday, so you were probably pasted to the lazy boy watching NFL football.  Humm, let's see: 

1.  You asked her where that beer was that you had demanded 10 minutes ago?
2.  You complained about the bean dip that she took time out of her demanding schedule to make for you and your loud friends?
3.  You made a comment to the affect of, "that lady sideline reporter got that job because of her jugs"?
4.  You reminded her that she was blocking the TV when she reminded you that it's ya'll's anniversary?
5.  You turned up the TVs volume when she asked when you were going to fix the shed door?
6.  You laughed when she complained about the Home Depot gift certificate you gave her for ya'll's anniversary. . . .and then told her that she was blocking the TV. . . .as you turned up the volume?

aqrinc:

Darren,

Sounds like one slap was 5 too little. :o

Marlene, come on in Sis we will get a lot more before it is done. :-*

Richard, here is your spot. ::)

Walt, we are related. 8)

Musicman, we are lucky to have a smart one in you. ;D

george.


--- Quote from: musicman on November 23, 2008, 06:35:30 PM ---
--- Quote from: winner08 on November 23, 2008, 03:00:29 PM ---Hello everybody. Guess what? I just got slaped in my head, NO not by God but by my wife. I not gonna say what I did. but I deserved it.

--- End quote ---

Let me guess.  It's Sunday, so you were probably pasted to the lazy boy watching NFL football.  Humm, let's see: 

1.  You asked her where that beer was that you had demanded 10 minutes ago?
2.  You complained about the bean dip that she took time out of her demanding schedule to make for you and your loud friends?
3.  You made a comment to the affect of, "that lady sideline reporter got that job because of her jugs"?
4.  You reminded her that she was blocking the TV when she reminded you that it's ya'll's anniversary?
5.  You turned up the TVs volume when she asked when you were going to fix the shed door?
6.  You laughed when she complained about the Home Depot gift certificate you gave her for ya'll's anniversary. . . .and then told her that she was blocking the TV. . . .as you turned up the volume?


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