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Dinosaur Dung and Death
Ninny:
did you fall off the ladder Longhorn? you said 'I need help putting up my'......that was it, putting up your?? Christmas decorations? the cows? the wolves? WHAT DO YOU NEED HELP WITH??
WHY DO I ALWAYS FALL FOR THIS? I know this is going to backfire on me! It's like a joke without a punchline! :o
Your dental hygiene leaves a LOT to be desired! Musicman probably just gargles with the 180 whatever it is koolaid! He doesn't even need to gargle cause the spirits keep his breath completely sanitized!
Vangie, if you're reading this stay away from the (methane) spirits!
You may end up having strange visions!
Night-night!
Kathy ;)
kweli:
Beloved, this is the place I was talking about last week. Wear your full armor in here.
;) ;D
jeetkunejimi:
Hi Musicman,
interesting theory but it smells fishy, although if we piled the theory up high enough it could reach to heaven, but perhaps not with the sweet smelling fragrance of incense..
One thought that may not stink as much though is that animals can't sin in the same sense that mankind has been given to understand sin. So death of the flesh has always been since any sort of life became into being hundreds of millions of years ago. But the death of the spiritual knowledge of God that came with Adam, i.e, it's mankinds disease. Man is dead to God spiritually because of transgressing God's ordinances, however the Good News is that Christ has reconnected us back to a spiritual relationship with God via his acceptable sacrifice for all of mankinds sins.
I will keep my nose to the floor if I get any further proof of this theory however much it makes my eyes water.
Ninny:
Hi Jeetkunjimi,
Is that your name or is it a combination of names? I sometimes use a name like that: jukanomigraco, that's the combination of all six of my grand children's names! Can't use it here though Musicman and Longhorn would get too confused with all the letters, ya know! :D :D Just curious!
I liked your reply!
Kathy :D
musicman:
--- Quote from: jeetkunejimi on December 02, 2008, 06:58:10 AM ---Hi Musicman,
interesting theory but it smells fishy,
--- End quote ---
It's not a theory!! I was in the spirit, man!!
god done told me all that above. he's gonna be mad at you not believin. I think you should check. . . . . . . .wait a minute. . . . . . I'm feelin the spirit again. god says to tell you to refer to my earlier post, Teaching on This Forum. you must repent of your disbelief and read my post over and over while repeating "I believe the word of musicman. . . .excuse me, I believe the word of god. . . . as signified by the musicman". . . .(wow, this is gude coolaid.). the lord say that you must complete this assignment or be transported back in time to clean up mounds of brachiosaurus dung while I (da musicman) play the theme to Jurassic Park really loud on the trombone over and over a few feet from you. Then to get back, you'll have to care for, and crossbread a raptor with some other animal until one of your new breads gives birth to a turkey. Then you'll have to make the turkey fly or keep beeding until one does. You can do all of this or. . . . .
believe da word that dinosaurs lived with man and caused man's initial demise, with their abundance of dinostank.
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