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Sorin

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Jesus Is Profitable
« on: May 28, 2006, 08:12:01 PM »

Jesus Is Profitable


Want to get rich and not work a day?
Get on tv and have something to say
As long as you're using Jesus' name
You're on your way to fortune and fame

Offer healing cloths, and miracle water
The scattered sheep will all come together
And give you whatever you ask for it
Even though it's water from your toilet

Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool

You'll have whatever your heart may desire
Your own multi-million dollar Empire
Supported by followers who are going to pay
For all your expenses, each and everyday

Tell them that you need their money to save souls
Otherwise Jesus wouldn't reach those
That have never even heard
And His death was in vain, and absurd

Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool

Once you bestowed the fear of hell
You'll have them all under your spell
They'll do whatever you say
And support your Ministry in everyway

They'll do whatever it may take
just to escape from the fiery lake
That on that ressurection day
Will be cast into anyway

Slight adjustment, I took out the word "it" in the last line.


Just a little poem I've written about Televangelists.
Sorin
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Sorin

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Jesus Is Profitable
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2006, 08:24:51 PM »

Quote from: Isabell
WOW

That is excellent. =D>



Thank you Isabell.
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shibboleth

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Jesus Is Profitable
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2006, 09:27:40 PM »

That poem about says it all about what is going on in the church. It's a very well written poem, Sorin.
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Sorin

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Jesus Is Profitable
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2006, 09:10:53 PM »

Quote from: shibboleth
That poem about says it all about what is going on in the church. It's a very well written poem, Sorin.



Yes, I think so too Debra. Thanks for the comment.
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Sorin

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Jesus Is Profitable
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2006, 09:54:39 PM »

Quote from: bobbys43
Thank you Sorin and that was very good!! I always wished I could write peotry like that and that was one of my dreams was to be a singer/song writer! Well needless to say  I can sing but I can not write! As for the singing just ask all those people who's ear drums I made bleed!! :lol:
 You have a gift and that really shows!
Thank you so much for sharing that!!

bobby



Thanks for the kind words. I'm just glad, you like it.
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gmik

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Jesus is profitable
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2006, 11:21:14 PM »

Really cool! :lol: It is really fitting after all those youtube videos we have been watching!

Thanks!
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Sorin

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Re: Jesus is profitable
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2006, 11:26:32 PM »

Quote from: gmik
Really cool! :lol: It is really fitting after all those youtube videos we have been watching!

Thanks!



Heh, heh, heh. Yeah, it is. Thanks for commenting. 8)
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YellowStone

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Re: Jesus Is Profitable
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2006, 12:26:10 AM »

Quote from: Sorin
Jesus Is Profitable

.............

Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool

..............


Sorin, I hope you return to read this and the other posts. Well DONE!!

You nailed it and I especially liked you little verse quoted above.

I will have to remember that one. :)

Yellowstone
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Sorin

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Re: Jesus Is Profitable
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2006, 01:33:01 AM »

Quote from: YellowStone
Quote from: Sorin
Jesus Is Profitable

.............

Jesus is profitable
So why be a fool?
As long as your able
Use Him like a tool

..............


Sorin, I hope you return to read this and the other posts. Well DONE!!

You nailed it and I especially liked you little verse quoted above.

I will have to remember that one. :)

Yellowstone



Hehe, Well I have returned. And thanks for the kind words. i'm glad you like it.
Sorin
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Falconn003

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Jesus Is Profitable
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2006, 08:48:45 AM »

A man of many talents it seems you are Sorin.

very good and insigthful. very warranted piece there

woot ...woot


Rodger
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Sorin

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Jesus Is Profitable
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2006, 02:39:49 PM »

Quote from: Falconn003
A man of many talents it seems you are Sorin.

very good and insigthful. very warranted piece there

woot ...woot


Rodger



Hehe. Thanks for the kind words Rodger.

Take care,
Sorin
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