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Craig

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Half Wit
« on: December 09, 2008, 10:57:28 AM »
 A man owned a small farm in Alabama.

The Department of Consumer & Employment Protection heard that he was not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent down to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $450 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit," says the agent.

"That would be me," replied the farmer.

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Ninny

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Re: Half Wit
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 11:04:10 AM »
aha! ha! ha! Now THAT is REALLY funny! I can't breathe!! ;D :D
I think I know that guy!! ;D :D ;)

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iris

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Re: Half Wit
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2008, 12:31:14 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D


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