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Author Topic: Every dang animal on my farm  (Read 2894 times)

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Longhorn

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Every dang animal on my farm
« on: December 18, 2008, 11:41:09 PM »

Is  rooting, howling, growling, crowing, snorting, jumping, stomping, wishing, hoping, and praying .... Ray get's better soon.   Old  Longhorn refuses to eat, sleep, drink, bathe, wipe, shave, pick anything, burn old pictures of ex-wives, change underdrawers, stop eating potted meat, burn down my still, and vow to never go on a nother space flight,  until Ray get's better,

Longhorn
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musicman

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2008, 11:45:45 PM »

Hey, I really hope Ray gets better but. . . .please wipe.



How do they wipe in space?
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Ninny

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 01:10:22 AM »

I am praying for Ray's recovery, too. I will give up certain things as a fast of love, but MAN Longhorn, you're just REALLY dedicated aren't you?! I know he would appreciate your loyalty!

Musicman--if he doesn't wipe? That will just convince all the animals to keep up the vigil! Some animals like gross stuf!! Longhorn's animals are probably exceptionally "sensitive"! :D :o
(how DO they wipe in space?)  :P :P
Kathy ;)
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gmik

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 11:46:10 AM »

Thanks for the laugh!!! Y'all are craaaaaaazy!!!   ;D



(I am sure Ray's kitties are helping Ray thru this time-Ray loves his cats!)
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OBrenda

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 01:37:04 PM »

And God please......Bless all the Forum Silly Gooses!
    Please have Mercy on them....Especially those who have much to say between the  ::) and  ;D ;D ;D

Amen,
Brenda
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Ninny

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 06:16:31 PM »

Brenda and Gena,
Amen!  ;D :D ;D
I'm glad Ray has his kitties I love cats, too! :D
Kathy :D
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Longhorn

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 09:40:44 PM »

I have 6 cats... Real names

1. Doodle
2. petmont (don't ask)
3. Salem
4. Jack Black
5. Lady Bell
6. Fluff

3-4 wild ones with no names.
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Ninny

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2008, 01:10:29 AM »

Longhorn,
I'd be afraid to ask!! :o (petmont)
My cats, I have or HAD 5- one of them, Edie, is missing she probably met a bad fate somewhere :'(
She lived in the garage and only ventured out into the surrounding fields. She was about 8 years old.
Then there is my famous indoor kitty, Omega AKA El Diablo Gato
I have 3 cats who live in an enclosure in my yard (don't want em meetin' any bad fates) Edie was supposed to live in the enclosure, but dug out the first day..
anyway, my 3 enclosed cats are:
Ricketts
Ghost
and AJ
They are my babies I go out and visit and play with them every day. They are sweet, but my mean ole husband doesn't like cats in the house, that's why they have their own place! ;D. Omega is kind of mean, too, so I guess that's why my hubby tolerates him in the house (just barely)!
Meow!
Kathy ;)
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cjwood

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2008, 03:41:20 AM »

oh Heavenly Father,
please, please let ray get better soon.
longhorn is going to get really, really, really funky if You don't.

AMEN !!!!!!!!

p.s.  we love ray so much.


claudia
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musicman

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2008, 11:59:45 PM »

Is  rooting, howling, growling, crowing, snorting, jumping, stomping, wishing, hoping, and praying .... Ray get's better soon.   Old  Longhorn refuses to eat, sleep, drink, bathe, wipe, shave, pick anything, burn old pictures of ex-wives, change underdrawers, stop eating potted meat, burn down my still, and vow to never go on a nother space flight,  until Ray get's better,

Longhorn

I hear Ray is doing a little better.  For love of decency, would you consider bathing and wiping?  You still don't have to pick anything.
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Ninny

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2008, 11:23:29 AM »

 :D :D :D ;D ;D
Good one MM!
Kathy ::)
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aqrinc

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2008, 05:07:23 PM »



I guess the campaign slogan will be Stinker ;D and WordSlasher :o for President in 2013 LOL. ???
Come on Longhorn, remember politicians :D history is always made public and used against them.

This may be considered cross posting but as your campaign manager we need to think long term.

Btw; last message from beloved (Dr. K) Ray is improving a bit.

george. ;D :o



Is  rooting, howling, growling, crowing, snorting, jumping, stomping, wishing, hoping, and praying .... Ray get's better soon.   Old  Longhorn refuses to eat, sleep, drink, bathe, wipe, shave, pick anything, burn old pictures of ex-wives, change underdrawers, stop eating potted meat, burn down my still, and vow to never go on a nother space flight,  until Ray get's better,

Longhorn
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cjwood

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Re: Every dang animal on my farm
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2008, 03:19:57 AM »

I have 6 cats... Real names

1. Doodle
2. petmont (don't ask)
3. Salem
4. Jack Black
5. Lady Bell
6. Fluff

3-4 wild ones with no names.








ok. since the "cat is out of the bag", here is the list of my kitty cats' names. i have never revealed this info before, so here goes: i have 8   e-i-g-h-t  cats! my mother always told me and my sisters that cats can find the people who love cats. what she didn't tell me is that, oh, and your daughter and your niece will give you nice little furry purry kittens...

1. pasquale (pas-qual-e)
2. chloe
3. nipper
4. baby kitty (she is 10yrs old but never got big)
5. princess sussy poopoo head (i just call her sussy because the neighbors would think i was really weird if i called her outside by her whole name)
6. cupcake (she has the colorings of a hostess cupcake)
7. silly lilly
8. yoshi

ok. and 3 dogs.

claudia



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