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musicman:
It's here folks.  It comes once a year.  You know, when we celebrate the birth of. . . .or the winter solstice.. . .or ???? hell I don't know what it's for, but it's here.  The wrapture.  That's right.  I hear it all the time from the well meaning blind.  Gotta go to the mall, home depot, the bar, but I definitely must wrap all of these stupid presents.  You people can go through all of that mess if you like.  I will not take part in this insanity.  Don't you love the wrapture?  You wrap up a gift for somebody knowing full well that they will put it in their closet only to rewrap it for someone else the following year.  Come on!! You ladies really gonna keep all of that perfume.  And who needs another ugly tie?  It's going back in the wrapture next year.  How many people's sanities have dissappeared due to the annual wrapture.  There will be car accidents caused by the wrapture.  You just wait.  People with their bluetooth and programing their GPS and looking at some insane guy in a Santa outfit?  They'll be gone once the wrapture hits.  Everybody just stay home. 


Unless you're rich.  Pay your servant to go wrapture.

Ninny:
You are such a Grinch! You really have holiday issues! Oh, but I'm not falling for this one like the Halloween debacle of October, OH NO! You made me think you were REALLY fed up with the whole thing, then you said you were just kidding! :P  :o
Oh yeah I can see you out there in the wrapture for sure! Yep, you're out there buying perfume for ladies who don't want it, ugly ties for the guys you hate, you probably bought your mom a foot massage at the local day spa! ummhummm yep, that's you mister grinchy clause! Oh, yeah and don't forget to re-wrap that 10 year old fruitcake that keeps passing between you and your Aunt Martha!! :D :D
hee hee hee You don't fool me! Here's my present to you  :-* :-* Ha! ;)
Kathy ;) 

Fester:
I have no sanity and I like ugly ties.  I never get what I want for Christmas:
http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/theclapper.html
Will somebody buy me one?  Please!  Just think of it as a tithe.
I want to install it in church so when people clap the lights go off and on!

cherokee:
And after it's all said and done,
they will ALL be chanting,
"Boy am I glad that's over".

Suzie

Ninny:
Fester,
They'd never stop clapping! It would be a sign that God had shown up! :D

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