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Thinking about running for President 2013
indianabob:
Hello Longhorn and Samson,
I figure I should mention one little problem.
A true Christian could never run for President of any Nation.
We are already members of God's Kingdom and living here as ambassadors of Christ.
So, even though we aren't absolutely sure that we are the elect yet, we do have a higher responsibility.
The only way to be a public official is to be appointed based upon qualifications.
It is really not a good idea to try to influence politics by using human wisdom.
UNLESS you are from Texas, the biggest independent country in the United States.
Sorry Longhorn, you're just to important a member of God's church to step down to President or V.P.
Indiana bob
musicman:
OK, it's time for Longhorn to answer some crucial questions as to why he is more qualified to be president than myself.
1. Longhorn, what are your plans to pull this nation out of the economic crisis that is strangling anyone dumb enough to buy a house in the last 5 years?
2. What are your plans to keep the status quo with the richest 1% controlling about 50% of the nations wealth?
3. How will you keep the dignity of science alive and well in our schools without them insisting that the universe and life in it is not just some silly accident resulting from primordial ooze spilling into the ocean, resulting in such atrocities as our disgusting bowel movements and pus filled scabs on our faces?
4. How do you plan to force the sheep of the land to attend those worldly synagogues so they may learn fear and keep the buckets filled with their hard earned soul saving ching? How will the god of this world receive the tearfull worship that keeps the masses in line?
5. How in all space flight fantasy can you run this nation better than da Music Man who has the support of all those who buy into false logic. . . . .I. . .I mean. .. . are able to see that change is necessary and he (myself) offers us the best chance of living it up for the moment and every moment?
6. And finally, what are your plans to save money by scamming the ignorant masses into believing that we have explored space and such without actually leaving the atmosphere?
aqrinc:
WOW musicman,
Based on #5 & 6 you are eminently qualified as POC. Unless Longhorn withdraws though you will be VP.
george. ;D :-\
--- Quote from: musicman on December 31, 2008, 08:08:16 PM ---OK, it's time for Longhorn to answer some crucial questions as to why he is more qualified to be president than myself.
5. How in all space flight fantasy can you run this nation better than da Music Man who has the support of all those who buy into false logic. . . . .I. . .I mean. .. . are able to see that change is necessary and he (myself) offers us the best chance of living it up for the moment and every moment?
6. And finally, what are your plans to save money by scamming the ignorant masses into believing that we have explored space and such without actually leaving the atmosphere?
--- End quote ---
dogcombat:
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!! NO MORE JOKES! Funny as it sounds, TOO MANY OF THEM GET ELECTED. ;D ;D ;D :D :D
Ches
Ninny:
Excuse me, but has anyone noticed that Longhorn has failed to come back immediately with answers to these important questions?
Uhh, Longhorn? What are you doing ??? You don't just drop that on us and then leave!!! Get over here and 'splain some of dis stuff!!
Oh, he's probably fighting fires over there in whatever county he set fire to last night!
Musicman? My daughter-in-law also thinks the moon-landing was a hoax. All because the American flag appeared to be waving in the breeze? AND there is no air on the moon? Where does this come from? Gee, it's one of the few good things I remember from my childhood! Now I suppose you are going to tell me that JFK was not assasinated! My life is so messed up, now! How is it you don't know what you think you know? Waaaaa! :'( :'( :'( Conspiracy theorist! :P
Kathy ;)
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