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End of the World 2012?

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WhoAmI:

--- Quote from: Craig on January 05, 2009, 11:28:45 AM ---Yes you heard right, the Empire will have the Death Star finished by then, unless of course cost overruns delay it.  Earth is the first planet on it's list to destroy.  The tentative date is 12/21/2012. ;)

Craig

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LOL good stuff...

Wanna start a website? HA HA HA

Longhorn:
I farted on my last space walk, but im pretty sure I remember the Russian cosmonauts remaining on the space station mentioning something about cleaning that spill up.  Oh well, guess not.  It was pretty rank though, so yes, I could see cataclysmic effect it could have on our entire solar system.

Longhorn

musicman:
We must act fast to change god's mind about ending the world in 2012.  My idea is to rent a huge truck, go to every church group that believes this and ask for all of their possessions to make one ultimate sacrifice to their god.  Yep, their electronic equipment, their expensive drapes, jewlry, golden jesus statues, some offer bucket money, ect. (I should avoid those sandal wearing hippies.  All they have is alot of weed.  Let's leave them to their campfires and folk tunes.)  Anyway, we load up their possessions (our plunder?) and say hey, if the world's gonna end ya'll don't need this stuff anyway.  We explain to them, we'll burn it all up at some undisclosed place so the looters won't attack us.  Then if the world does'nt end we simply say, "see, god accepted our sacrifice offering.  We can all live now.  That 50 ft. jumbo tron with surround sound must have changed his mind.  I shall quit my job to spread the gooder news than what we had previously.  Praise the. . . . .. . . .uuuummmmm. . . . .lord"!!   

Ninny:
Longhorn and Musicman, it is so good to know that some things just never change!! ;D ;D
I can't imagine life without the two of you! ;)
Longhorn--what happens in space stays in space (I hope!)
Oh, wait Musicman, How do you think those people would give up all their possessions? No, I think they'd rather meet the END with their stuff! (on the off chance that they might be able to take it with 'em!)

Craig, will you be notified if there is a delay in the completion of the Death Star? If Longhorn's "gaseous anomaly" should last in the airlessness of space would that delay the work? OR should we send him back up with a big pot of beans? ;D ;D :o
What a gas! :D
Kathy ;)

musicman:

--- Quote from: Ninny on January 05, 2009, 06:07:04 PM --- If Longhorn's "gaseous anomaly" should last in the airlessness of space would that delay the work? OR should we send him back up with a big pot of beans? ;D ;D :o
What a gas! :D
Kathy ;)

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Are you crazy?  How do you think the first big bang event happened?  god lit a match and . . . . . . . .baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggg!!!

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