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Craig

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The Black Bra
« on: January 12, 2009, 08:32:25 AM »

The Black Bra
 
 The other day a married woman had lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends.
 One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course she had
 been married for 20+ years.
 
They were chatting about their relationships and decided to
 amaze their men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,
 stiletto heels and a mask over just their eyes. They agreed to
 meet in a few days to exchange notes.
 Here's how it all went:
 
The engaged friend:
 The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing
 a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
 He saw me and said,  'You are the woman of my dreams.
 I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
 
 The mistress:
 Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
 I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask
 over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he
 didn't say a word, but we made wild love all night.
 
 Then the married woman shared her story:
 When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
 black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
 eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said…
 
"What's for dinner, Batman ?"
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cherokee

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Re: The Black Bra
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2009, 10:35:53 AM »

What's for dinner, Batman?  :o

Me thinks she has a big problem.  ;)

He should have ask, What's for dinner Catwoman?  ;D


Suzie

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Samson

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Re: The Black Bra
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2009, 07:29:52 PM »

Forget the Dinner Catwoman,

                                          That dinner isn't going anywhere, better for that Husband to
                                          take advantage of that wonderfull moment. I would be more
                                          likely to remember that momentous occasion, than what I had
                                          for dinner.  ;) ;D

                                                     Good One, Samson.
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daywalker

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Re: The Black Bra
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2009, 08:21:47 PM »

HA-HA FUNNY-FUNNY

Daywalker.
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