The Black Bra

[Craig]

The Black Bra
 
The other day a married woman had lunch with 2 of her unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course she had
been married for 20+ years.
 
They were chatting about their relationships and decided to
amaze their men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice,
stiletto heels and a mask over just their eyes. They agreed to
meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went:

The engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing
a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said,  'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
 
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask
over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he
didn't say a word, but we made wild love all night.
 
Then the married woman shared her story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my
eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said...

"What's for dinner, Batman ?"

[cherokee]

What's for dinner, Batman? 

Me thinks she has a big problem. 

He should have ask, What's for dinner Catwoman? 


Suzie

[Samson]

Forget the Dinner Catwoman,

                                          That dinner isn't going anywhere, better for that Husband to
                                          take advantage of that wonderfull moment. I would be more
                                          likely to remember that momentous occasion, than what I had
                                          for dinner. 

                                                     Good One, Samson.

[daywalker]

HA-HA FUNNY-FUNNY

Daywalker.