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Craig:
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.

"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."


And as a bonus

 What do you get when you mix Prune Juice with Holy Water?

A religious movement.


And as a double bonus

Two cannibals are lunching on a clown. One cannibal says to the other,
"Does this taste funny to you?..."

EKnight:
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Hilarious!!!

Eileen

Ninny:
Craig, that's just gross!!  :P :P and  weird! :o (and pretty funny) ;D :D
Kathy ;)

iris:
 ;D ;D ;D


Iris

OBrenda:
 ;D ;D ;D
Brenda

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