Laughter the Best Medicine #2

[aqrinc]

2nd in the Series:

Laughter the best Medicine. Got this from my friend at the Auto Dealership,
he is an ex Marine so you have to laugh.
george.



**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**




**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**







**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**





**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**


Brief Pause.


**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**






**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**





**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**




**'I did it, Daddy.'**


**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**

**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**





**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**

**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**

**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**






*****Long Pause*****







*****Longer Pause*****







*****Even Longer Pause*****






**Then Daddy says,**






**'Swimming pool? ...........**






**Is this 486-5731?'*







**No, I think you have the wrong number........*

[joyful1]

   ahahahahahahah!!! that one WAS funny, George!! had me going all the way to the end! ahahhaha!!!

[gmik]

  OMG Hilarious!!!!

[aqrinc]

Hi Joyce,

Glad that could lighten your day a bit, nice to see from you.

gmik,

Always ask what number are you calling.

george.

  ahahahahahahah!!! that one WAS funny, George!! had me going all the way to the end! ahahhaha!!!

[Ninny]

George! You Bad, bad boy!! I'm still laughing!!
Kathy

[charrie]

That was very very good...


Charrie 

[iris]

 


Iris