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aqrinc

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Laughter the Best Medicine #2
« on: January 17, 2009, 11:32:18 PM »



2nd in the Series:

Laughter the best Medicine. Got this from my friend at the Auto Dealership,
he is an ex Marine so you have to laugh.

george. :o ;D :-X



**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**




**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**







**After a brief pause,**

**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**





**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now..'**


Brief Pause.


**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**






**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**





**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**




**'I did it, Daddy.'**


**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
 
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**





**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**


**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too..**
 
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**
 
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**






*****Long Pause*****







*****Longer Pause*****







*****Even Longer Pause*****






**Then Daddy says,**






**'Swimming pool? ...........**






**Is this 486-5731?'*







**No, I think you have the wrong number........*



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joyful1

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine #2
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2009, 12:13:00 AM »

 ;D  ahahahahahahah!!! that one WAS funny, George!! had me going all the way to the end! ahahhaha!!!
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gmik

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine #2
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2009, 12:33:38 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D OMG Hilarious!!!!
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aqrinc

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine #2
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2009, 12:42:51 AM »


Hi Joyce,

Glad that could lighten your day a bit, nice to see from you. :o ;D

gmik,

Always ask what number are you calling. ??? ;D

george. :-* :-* :-*

;D  ahahahahahahah!!! that one WAS funny, George!! had me going all the way to the end! ahahhaha!!!
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Ninny

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine #2
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2009, 02:05:04 AM »

George! You Bad, bad boy!! I'm still laughing!! ;D ;D ;D
Kathy ;)
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charrie

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine #2
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2009, 05:31:04 AM »

That was very very good...


Charrie  :-*
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iris

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Re: Laughter the Best Medicine #2
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2009, 08:14:23 AM »

 ;D ;D ;D


Iris
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