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WhoAmI:

A freckled-faced Florida teen had a job bagging groceries at an Orlando supermarket. He hated the job but worked hard at it. One day, the store installed a machine to squeeze fresh orange juice and was looking for someone to run it. The boy was eager for the new position but the boss turned him down cold. When asked why, the manager explained, "Sorry, kid. Everybody knows baggers can't be juicers."

Beloved:
a punster I see

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as
the lesser of two weevils.

beloved

WhoAmI:
Yeah I am...got that dry humor.

Thanks for adding to my collection. :-)

Beloved:
Okay all you BT punsters wordaholics, verbivores and logolepts and lovers of the english language out there , lets all add to Who AM I's collection.

Did you hear they found a narcissistic male lion whose females had turned on him?   No, really?  Yeah. Course it was his pride that did him in…  by some  guy named Justin

here is an interesting one to ponder

God's
"Thing ToDo" list
isn't posted on the fridge
written on paper
or orbiting in cybersapace
it's encoded
in your genes

What are you doin today?            by Tom Armstrong

beloved

aqrinc:

Beloved,

Encoded is right, part of our dna  ???

george. ;D




--- Quote from: Beloved on January 30, 2009, 01:25:01 PM ---Okay all you BT punsters wordaholics, verbivores and logolepts and lovers of the english language out there , lets all add to Who AM I's collection.

Did you hear they found a narcissistic male lion whose females had turned on him?   No, really?  Yeah. Course it was his pride that did him in…  by some  guy named Justin

here is an interesting one to ponder

God's
"Thing ToDo" list
isn't posted on the fridge
written on paper
or orbiting in cybersapace
it's encoded
in your genesWhat are you doin today?            by Tom Armstrong

beloved

--- End quote ---

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