Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Knee: a device for finding rocks in your garden.
Gardening requires lots of water - most of it in the form of perspiration.
What gets bigger the more you take away?
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A hole.
People are like Potatoes!
Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others ...
They are called "Speck Tators."
Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin ...
They are called "Aggie Tators."
There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they never get around to doing ...
We call them "Hezzie Tators."
Some folks spent a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden ...
They are called "Medi Tators."
Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a couch potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.
Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University), so that when she graduated she'd really be in the chips.
When she went off to Europe, Mr and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys from France called the french fries.
Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say 'Frito Lay.'
Yet, in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just a commen-tator.
Kat