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musicman:
There is a post that asks what happens to our pets in the next age. This subject has several opinions but is void of scripture. What will happen to our fury friends when the next age comes? There is no need for pets to be resurrected by god. The Kingdom age is to take place here on Earth. Therefore, you can guarantee that your pets do not have to stay dead and can live with you during that age. I have a new exciting business to resurrect your pets. It's called,
"Musicman's Pet Cemetery".
That's right!! Just bury your pets in my corpse holes and you will soon see your fury little friends again. OK, their fur may feel a little cold and creepy, and god forbid, if they have no fur to begin with. It's all about love folks. There are unseen forces working to keep your pets alive. They may look at you cross eyed and bite more often, but they'll be yours again (perhaps their souls will be in another world though). For this to work, everyone must bury their own. Otherwise, no tellin what your gonna get. Once I buried someone elses parrot and it came out talking like Gilbert Gottfried. I had to put it down a second time. It was just so irritating. But we all have an opportunity to live with our pets for the remainder of our lives. Make sure to live and die (excuse me) die and live with "Musicman's Pet Cemetery".
Musicman's Pet Cemetery Inc. does not accept responsibility for pets that attack and kill their owners following possible Satanic Resurrection. Also, we are not responsible if your in laws return because your spouse missed them and retained our services.
Ninny:
Oh, I have to say this once again! You are completely NUTS!! You are too dangerous for words! :D
Kathy :)
Vangie:
Musicman's gone off his rocker for sure! ;)
EKnight:
Seriously, how do you come up with this stuff? What an imagination!!! ;D
Eileen
Ninny:
Eileen,
What imagination?
The man is POSSESSED!! :o
Kathy ::) ;)
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