Red neck Lent

[Roy Martin]

FOR ALL OF YOU HUNTERS:
>
> > REDNECK LENT
> >
> >
> > Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
> > cook a
> > venison steak..
> >
> >
> > But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent,
> > they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
> >
> >
> > The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
> > problem for
> > the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
> >
> >
> > The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
> >
> >
> > After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the
> > priest
> > sprinkled holy waterover him, he said, "You were born a
> > Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic".
> >
> >
> > Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and
> > the
> > wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
> >
> >
> > The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
> > Bubba's yard, prepared to scold him, he stopped and
> > watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small
> > bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the
> > grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you
> > wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish".
>

[Beloved]

 

what a hoot...Now Bubba is going to have to get his throat blessed and get ashes put on him too, holy ashes, not from the grill

beloved

[John9362]

HEHEHEHEHE !!

[Deborah-Leigh]

Bubba became a smart Catholic....literally living by faith not by sight or smell  now you are a Catfish!  

Too sweet!

Many do not know the significance of the doctrines they follow.

Arc

[judith collier]

Roy, that was a bit better joke than musicman's inane one. Judy

[mhykx]

Hahaha...this one (as well as the other one from musicman) is hilarious! 
(Sorry...I have a very "shallow" sense of humor, hehehe)

[Ninny]

Ewwww Musicman, people are gettin' personal now!
ahahaha!
Kathy