Confessions

[musicman]

Three nuns are required to go to a daily confessional (they will be referred to as Nun 1, Nun 2, and Nun 2 Gude.

The priest enters and sprinkles holy water on his head.  This is followed by Nun 2 Gude snickering under her breath.

Nun 1 enters and says "forgive me father for I have sinned.  Today I allowed the elevator door to close with a man running to try and catch it."

The priest says I absolve you of your sins.  Say three Hail Marys and sprinkle some holy water on your head.  Nun 2 gude begins to laugh out loud noticeably. 

Nun 2 enters and says "forgive me father for I have sinned.  Today I looked upon a man with lust." 

The priest says I absolve you of your sins.  Say 10 Hail Marrys and sprinkle some holy water on your head.  At this point Nun 2 Gude laughs uncontrollably and historically.

The priest says, my dear what is so funny and what is your sin?

Nun 2 Gude answers with,


"I peed in the holy water".   

[aqrinc]

musicman,

You have a bent screw or rusted nut, somewhere in your theological solvamatic system.

Now it is either that; or something else; nun too gude for you.

george.

[John9362]

Very WEAK 

[Deborah-Leigh]

Perhaps because I am an ex-Catholic I think that is quite funny musicman. 

Worse has happened within those falsely acclaimed hallowed halls of sanctimonious hypocrisies of the Pagan Catholic Church.

Arc

[Ninny]

  Musicman! How could you malign the lowly nuns in such a way? SO irreverent you are!! REPENT, you sinner!!
sad
Go to confession immediately!

[judith collier]

Musicman, my 8 yr. old grandson might appreciate that. Judy

[John9362]

Musicman, my 8 yr. old grandson might appreciate that. Judy

Heheheheheh.....LOL !! Now thats funny .....Thanks Judy