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Author Topic: Stoopid Jokes  (Read 3779 times)

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dogcombat

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Stoopid Jokes
« on: April 09, 2009, 04:41:33 PM »

From my sap ladend mind

How do you keep fish from smelling?
A: You cut off their noses.

What does Tony The Tiger eat when he runs out of Frosted Flakes?
A: Grrrrrrrrrrits!!

Why do blondes have 2 more brain cells than dogs?
A: So they can clean house.

Didja hear about the dog who visited the optomitrist?
A: He suffered from Kennel vision.

What do you call a farmer who makes a fortune on Watermelons, Dew Mellons, & Cantelopes?
A: A mellionaire.

FINALLY!!!!!
Why doesn't the state of Alabama have a lottery?
A: They don't want Auburn to buy a championship.

These jokes are guaranteed not to make any sense what so ever.


Ches

« Last Edit: April 09, 2009, 05:57:22 PM by dogcombat »
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musicman

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Re: Stoopid Jokes
« Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 07:32:15 PM »

What is Beethoven doing?
Decomposing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

How do you drop an egg 4 feet without breaking it?
Drop it from 5 feet up.

What did George Washington tell his men before crossing the Delaware River?
Get in the boat.

What do tell your big cat that won't tell the truth?
You're lion.

What do I write for my emergency contact info?
911.
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Ninny

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Re: Stoopid Jokes
« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 07:55:37 PM »

Oh man! This must be Brain Dead Thursday! Those joke are ALL so mind-numbing!! ;D
Kathy ;)
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charrie

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Re: Stoopid Jokes
« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 11:57:00 PM »

It was brave of you, Guys, to post these. 


Charrie :-*
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