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Marky Mark:
Satan vists the church

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?" The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."

Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?" The man says, "Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."

EKnight:
Okay that's it!!!  I am on a mission (and I invite all women here to join me) to find every anti male-joke I can find on the internet! >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D ;D

Watch out guys.

Eileen

indianabob:
Eileen,

Pardon me please I have a question.
How is it that everyone else recognized Satan when he appeared?
Had they seen him before?

Just really curious.

Bob

stephen:
We males are only expressing what is true and correct Eileen. No reason to surf the net and search for nasty rumours and yarns about about us. We have feelings you know.

Stephen

Haha!

judith collier:
Stephen, please do not get me started again, I still have to live with that last retort I gave and I usually escalate. Judy

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