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jassy:
--- Quote from: stephen on April 27, 2009, 03:51:31 AM ---Hi Jassy, I'm from South Africa and Afrikaans is like my second language. Give your neighbour a message from me and tell him "alles is lekker" here in South Africa. You can pronounce it "Alice is lacker" with a heavy emphasis on the r.... and the A in Alice is pronounced like the U in up. In Afrikaans "lekker" is the word used for anything that's very very nice.
By the way, I hope you haven't corrupted the couple. In South Africa the woman know their place.
Stephen
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Stephen. you misunderstand. I am a south african and my husband Dave is a permanent resident of SA. We live on a plot in Vanderbijlpark where the incident took place. He was a nice sweet british lad when he arrived here in his twenties.
He picked up all sorts of nasty habits from south african lads and now I am saddled with an oke.
I mean, hello! just because I am laughing hysterically at his paranoia of spiders in front of someone else, and then continued to do so for at least half an hour after he kept telling me to stop, does that warrant a swat on the bum? No and again I say no!
Yep, SA women know their place, and its generally far away from angry husbands.
Craig:
--- Quote ---If you don't start seeing women in a more positive way you are going to end up a lonely, crusty, old man with no grandchildren to soften up your old age!
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Only if he's lucky. ;)
Craig
Samson:
--- Quote from: EKnight on April 26, 2009, 08:01:41 PM ---Okay that's it!!! I am on a mission (and I invite all women here to join me) to find every anti male-joke I can find on the internet! >:( >:( ;D ;D ;D ;D
Watch out guys.
Eileen
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We will be ready, Eileen, because Hell hath no fury, ;), don't worry, this whole country is
becoming Anti Male, what else is new. ;D
Kind Regards, Samson.
stephen:
--- Quote from: Ninny on April 27, 2009, 05:58:50 AM ---Ok Steven, it is obvious to me that you are not married! You need to lighten up a little on us women. If you don't start seeing women in a more positive way you are going to end up a lonely, crusty, old man with no grandchildren to soften up your old age! ;D
Kathy ;)
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You're to late Kathy, I already have 6 grandchildren who have krept into my heart and softened it. The latest grandson is 6 weeks old. I haven't seen him yet as my son and his lovely wife (see how nice I can be) stay in Cape Town.
I'll give one pluss to you ladies - we men can't live without you, but we have to keep up the image.
Stephen
stephen:
--- Quote from: jassy on April 27, 2009, 06:32:41 AM ---
--- Quote from: stephen on April 27, 2009, 03:51:31 AM ---Hi Jassy, I'm from South Africa and Afrikaans is like my second language. Give your neighbour a message from me and tell him "alles is lekker" here in South Africa. You can pronounce it "Alice is lacker" with a heavy emphasis on the r.... and the A in Alice is pronounced like the U in up. In Afrikaans "lekker" is the word used for anything that's very very nice.
By the way, I hope you haven't corrupted the couple. In South Africa the woman know their place.
Stephen
--- End quote ---
Stephen. you misunderstand. I am a south african and my husband Dave is a permanent resident of SA. We live on a plot in Vanderbijlpark where the incident took place. He was a nice sweet british lad when he arrived here in his twenties.
He picked up all sorts of nasty habits from south african lads and now I am saddled with an oke.
I mean, hello! just because I am laughing hysterically at his paranoia of spiders in front of someone else, and then continued to do so for at least half an hour after he kept telling me to stop, does that warrant a swat on the bum? No and again I say no!
Yep, SA women know their place, and its generally far away from angry husbands.
--- End quote ---
Sorry about that misunderstanding Jassy. It's good to know there are some more of us weirdos around. I stay out on the West rand, in Constantia park.
I can understand your husbands paranoia. "Souf Efrikin spaaiders can be veri wieshes". He could be suffering great trauma. You should repent of your actions, bake him a lovely cake and give him lots of love. Very biblical advice.
Stephen
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