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Craig:
After being married for 35 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day & said, Honey,  35  years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed & watched a 10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot & sexy 19 year-old gal.
 
Now I have a $ 650,000 home, a $55,000 car, nice big bed & plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a  54 year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot, 19 year-old gal & she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed & watching a 10-inch black & white TV.
 
Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

cjwood:
older women (is 54 older??) aren't only great, they are fantastically great. now this is one joke i can relate to.

claudia

EKnight:
That's my kinda lady.  I'm copying and pasting this one. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Eileen

stephen:

--- Quote from: Craig on April 29, 2009, 11:59:19 AM ---After being married for 35 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day & said, Honey,  35  years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed & watched a 10-inch black & white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot & sexy 19 year-old gal.
 
Now I have a $ 650,000 home, a $55,000 car, nice big bed & plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a  54 year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of the bargain.

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot, 19 year-old gal & she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed & watching a 10-inch black & white TV.
 
Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

--- End quote ---


Very difficult choice actually. I would have to see photographs of both ladies. Not that you can go by looks,
but a ladies face and body can tell you a lot about her character. Definitely, a very difficult choice.

Stephen

judith collier:
That was good!!!!! Judy

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