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[Craig]

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down.

I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters & listening in.

I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.

I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff."

[aqrinc]

AArrrggghhhh, what a dog.

george.

[Ninny]

I once had a dog like that! He lied about EVERYTHING! You couldn't believe a WORD he said!
Stupid dog!
Kathy

[aqrinc]

All liars will have their part in the LOF, even little white lies from dogs??

george. 

[musicman]

All liars will have their part in the LOF, even little white lies from dogs??

george. 

But I thought that "All Dogs Go To Heaven".

[Deborah-Leigh]

   Bad dogs talk good about themselves.

[aqrinc]

All liars will have their part in the LOF, even little white lies from dogs??

george. 

But I thought that "All Dogs Go To Heaven".

Maybe that is why they are always digging deeper ?

george .

[cjwood]

All liars will have their part in the LOF, even little white lies from dogs??

george. 

But I thought that "All Dogs Go To Heaven".

Maybe that is why they are always digging deeper ?

george .

george, you and musicman are cracking me up.
dogs do dig deeper, where their hidden treasures are buried...

claudia

[Ninny]

Oh hey! I'm laughing here! I have two mini dachshunds and they dig so much and so deep! My yard looks like a giant mole hole!! heehehehe! and what about cats? My cat SHREDS my furniture!! Do you think my animals suffer from some neuroses? 
Kathy

[dogcombat]

THE MORAL OF THE STORY....

A bad dog will speak up.   A good one will yuck up.


Ches

[aqrinc]

I thought the moral was: Dogs Dig It; people talk about it, Its All One.

Oh Btw; what is it

george.

[Ninny]

Hehehe! George! Good question...in time we will know!
Kathy

[cjwood]

A good one will yuck up.

my good dog yucked up on my carpet. 

but i still love him.

claudia