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aqrinc:

--- Quote from: Dave-in-PA on September 18, 2008, 08:44:15 AM ---I found this by Mike Miller at his site.  Thought it was pretty good.

Traditional Christian Doubletalk

What Traditional Christians Say…   What They Really Mean…
“There’s nothing you must do to be saved……”   “Here’s what you must do to be saved:”
“You are absolutely, totally helpless to save yourself.”   “You must make a wise decision in order to be saved.”
“God controls all things.”   “God doesn’t control man’s free will.”
“We can’t boast about going to heaven.” “If we go to hell, it’s our own fault.”
“Love never faileth!” “Love can’t overcome human stubbornness.”
“Men are in bondage to sin.”    “Men are free to choose Christ.”
“Grace is unmerited favor…”   “… given only to those who merit it with faith and obedience.”
“GOD IS THE SAVIOR OF ALL MANKIND (1 Tim. 4:10)…”   “… except for about ninety percent of them.”
“GOD’S LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL…”   “… as long as you meet certain conditions.”
“GOD’S WILL IS UNOPPOSABLE…”   “… except by the sinner.”
“Salvation is not a thing of chance.”   “There is no second chance to be saved.”
“WE HAVE GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!”   “Most of mankind will perish forever.”
“GOD LOVES YOU!”   “… as long as you love Him.”
“Christ died for all sin…”   “… except the sin of not believing that He died for all sin.”
“The Good Shepherd seeks the lost sheep until he finds it!”   “The Good Shepherd seeks until it’s too late.”
“God’s justice was satisfied in the cross of Christ.” “God’s justice demands eternal torment or annihilation.[/color]
Mike Miller,  truth-over-tradition.com


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This one is too good to leave to die, all credit goes to Dave-in-PA for finding and first posting it.

george. ;D

Samson:
George,

            Thanks for bringing that Gem back to the surface. The double talk in those contradictory
            statements remind me of double think in George Orwells Book 1984.

            The ones cited below in particular cause me to say, Good Grief.

            “God controls all things.”   “God doesn’t control man’s free will.”

             “GOD IS THE SAVIOR OF ALL MANKIND (1 Tim. 4:10)…”   “… except for about ninety percent of them.                 


                            Thankyou for this Thread, Samson.

indianabob:
Samson,

I agree with your assessment.

It seems so obvious now that we are enlightened.
Thanks for the miracle!      :)

Bob


--- Quote from: Samson on May 11, 2009, 07:21:04 AM ---George,

            Thanks for bringing that Gem back to the surface. The double talk in those contradictory
            statements remind me of double think in George Orwells Book 1984.

            The ones cited below in particular cause me to say, Good Grief.

            “God controls all things.”   “God doesn’t control man’s free will.”

             “GOD IS THE SAVIOR OF ALL MANKIND (1 Tim. 4:10)…”   “… except for about ninety percent of them.                 


                            Thankyou for this Thread, Samson.


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Phil3:10:
George,
Thanks for posting Traditional Christian Doubletalk. This reminds me why I don't like to be called a Christian but much prefer being in the Body of CHRIST. I want to make several copies of this to give to some friends.
In HIM,
Phil3:10

Astrapho:
Lol, that is awesome stuff. ;D

My favorite:


--- Quote ---“Men are in bondage to sin.”    “Men are free to choose Christ.”
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:D

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