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stephen

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Nelson Mandela
« on: May 18, 2009, 08:19:04 PM »

A Psychologist called one of his students and explained “I’ve been called away for a few days and I have a very important meeting on Friday with some patients.  I want you please to chair it for me. These guys are at a very critical stage and I don’t want them to miss out now”
The student thought about it and said “I don’t think I have the necessary experience and might just blow it”
“Nonsense” said the Psychologist “These guys are very meek and straight forward. You just listen to their gripes etc and an hour later you dismiss them. Don’t worry you’ll handle it”

Come Friday there were about 10 elderly gentlemen in attendance. “Well, who’d like to start” the student said, sitting back waiting for a reaction.
“Well” said the guy at the end of the row “I think I’m Nelson Mandela”
“Oh my” the student thought, this was supposed to be easy.
“Why do you think so” was all he could think of to ask.
“Well, I was involved in warfare against the previous government, I was found guilty and was sent to Robin Island to serve out my sentence”
“Yes” said the student “That sounds very similar to Nelson Mandela “but when did you finally decide you were him”
“Oh” said the guy “Osama bin Laden told me”
“No I didn’t” piped up a voice from the back.   
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musicman

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Re: Nelson Mandela
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 10:09:59 PM »

AAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!
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