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To all the teachers--who says
that grading papers isn't fun? Read
through these Children's Science
Exam Answers ...
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and
vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by
which water can be made safe to
drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to
drink because it removes large
pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep
and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the
leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning
sour? (Brilliant, love this)
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpet s still
on the stairs.
Q: Name a major disease associated
with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the
body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three
parts - the brainium, the borax and
the abdominal cavity. The brainium
contains the brain, the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.