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Title: Near-sighted artist - joke
Post by: SandyFla on September 06, 2007, 05:39:36 PM
An elderly artist and his wife went to a museum. The man was extremely near-sighted and forgot his glasses, but that didn't stop him from critiquing every piece of artwork that he saw.

He stopped at one particular painting and studied it for a minute. Then he stated: "This frame is all wrong. The man in the portrait is ugly and shabbily dressed. I don't know why anyone would want to display such horrible work!"

His wife pulled him aside discreetly and said, "Honey, that's not a painting - that's a mirror."

Sandy
Title: Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
Post by: GODSown1 on September 06, 2007, 08:45:23 PM
hahaha!! NICE!!, Praise the LORD 4 humour lol! :)
         muchLOVE!! Pera
Title: Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
Post by: iris on September 06, 2007, 08:59:14 PM
 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D



Peace and Love
Iris
Title: Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
Post by: Scribbles on September 06, 2007, 10:19:31 PM
 ;D.....that was cute !  I dont see that many artists jokes....and this one brings a smile on me , for sure.  I'm an artist, and couldn't wait to read the post....lol.....( I dont like to look in the mirror, tho )   ::) 

Scribbles
Title: Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
Post by: gmik on September 06, 2007, 11:07:50 PM
 ;D

For a second, I thought the punch line was gonna be he was really looking at the wife!!!
Title: Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on September 07, 2007, 05:43:57 PM

VERY good one!  :D ;D 8)
thanks Sandy!
Title: Re: Near-sighted artist - joke
Post by: SandyFla on September 09, 2007, 11:30:39 PM
Quote from: gmik on September 06, 2007, 11:07:50 PM
;D

For a second, I thought the punch line was gonna be he was really looking at the wife!!!

That would've been hilarious too!  :D