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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: longhorn on July 12, 2010, 02:48:33 AM
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At 11:28 tonight I noticed I was the only user on-line, so I sent myself a PM. I told myself it's OK to be all alone in the world. That sometimes Im my own best company, that I could care less if I might have a little B.O., or that probably now would be a good time to find those toe nail clippers. I reminded myself that the next time Im on-line with myself not to worry, Im only a click away. I'll talk with myself later, I gotta get back and see how Im doing.
Love in Christ
Longhorn
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You've gotta friend in YOU!
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Lol!! People on the train with me will think I'm nuts. Too funny! :)
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Years ago I saw a T-shirt with the following printed on it and it just resonated with me:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I
Mark
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Your just jealous because the voices only talk to me!!! ;D
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Longhorn, if anybody but you would have written that I'd be surprised and a little worried! But thank goodness you're still talking to yourself! I sometimes worry that you're all alone in the world with no one! But as long as you have you....you're OK!! When I find myself online alone...I quickly get off line! I don't like walking around in these empty rooms with just the sound of my footsteps echoing...scary!
Take care of yourself, dude! :D
Kathy ;)
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YUK Longhorn with BO and long toenails what do you expect. You think some hot chicky babe is going to be drawn to you with those qualities????? Or maybe you don't want hot chicky babes!
Are you monk like? Rather are you like a monk?? I wanted to be a discalced Carmelite when I was young.
How old are you? Are you cute?
I saw you like sports! You talk to guys!
It would be interesting to know what you were like before God set you apart!
See, those mysterious ways of yours are tantalizing!
OOOPS! Forgot I was on a bible site!!!
Judy
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DAGNABIT! Got you mixed up with musicman again. He likes sports. Do you?
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Oh yea! I'll bet you were a really big sinner!
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Judy,
I just couldn't resist answering this! hehehe!! yeah...Longhorn is cute and so is musicman...that's all I got to say about that!! :-X Oh and yeah, Longhorn likes sports and so does Musicman, but geez...don't put their teams down cause these boys are sensitive about their teams!! They will get mean fast if you were to say...uhh, Miami Hurricanes are the worst team in the history of football...RUN!!! :o
OR if you were to say....WHERE did the Longhorns learn to play ball....in PRESCHOOL??? hehehe!! >:( You would be so dead!! So don't say any of that...See I ain't afraid of these 2 guys at all!!
Listen if this tells you anything at all about these guys...Longhorn DOES have BO and long toenails!! he was raised by Coyotes, for goodness sake!! :o
As for Musicman...I'm not even going to go there! He lives in a cage at the bottom of Florida and sometimes people let him out!! ::)
But let me tell you this...I am sworn to keep their identities secret! So I can't reveal anything else...Don't tell them I said any of this..I will deny the whole thing!!! hehehe!! :D ;D
Kathy ;)
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Actually, the Texas Longhorns learned to play football in the January 1990 Cottonbowl against the angry University of Miami Hurricanes. Yep!! As in over 300 yards of pentalties against Miami that day. Some guy named Randal Hill running down the endzone after a TD and shootin up in the air with his finger tips. Oh the memories.
Oh yeah,
Final score:
Miami 46
Texas. . . . . .?????
3.
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OH, and I forgot, memories like elephants!! hehe!
Never forget a victory! I'll bet Longhorn doesn't even remember that! :D :D
;)
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And let's see..... what color did God make the awe inspiring sunset......... Burnt Orange baby, Burnt Orange. Hook em Horns.
Longhorn
p.s. Ninny is a closet University of Texas fan. The only reason she dosen't purchase UT garb is because her grandson would burn it.
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I do remember the 46 - 3 cotton bowl game. I believe it was in the 1980's decade. The reason I remember is because that was the last time Miami was even significant in football.
Longhorn
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Perhaps I was a little harsh on Miami... I believe they did win a National championship in 2007 in womens rowing.
Longhorn
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Dear God now we have plummeted into sports!
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Judy, this is so funny! I love to get these boys all riled up!! I live for it!! hehehe!
Longhorn...women's rowing?? :D
Musicman..I have always said you have an eye for details! :o
You guys have now gotten Justin (my grandson) into the fray...oh my you're right Longhorn...the only orange thing that I would be allowed to have by half my family would be for Auburn....and if Justin had his way orange would be banned from the crayon box!!!
Justin says..remember..Jesus bled crimson! hehe!
and now Mr. Musicman Justin sends this one for you.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec7Bt41kdGU
Justin really IS a sweet boy! hehehe!
He likes you guys! He's going to grow up and be just like you two one day, YIKES!!! :D BTW...Justin turns 13 on Sunday...no wonder he's such a pain!! ;)
You guys KNOW I love you and I ain't NEVER gonna say NUTHIN' bad about either of your teams!!! that way we all stay friends, right?? hehehe! ::) ;D
Justin on the other hand has loyalty only to crimson...
Kathy ;) ;) :-*
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I demand allegiance to the University of Texas. Yes I'm talking to you Ninny, I'll deal with Justin come Sept. Remember Paul was converted in an instant, just wait till Bama goes 8 - 4 this season, he'll be screaming for Saban's head on a platter, and when Texas is playing in it's 3rd National title game in 7 yrs, Justin will be out buying everything from Longhorn briefs to Longhorn pillow cases.....
Longhorn
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Hehehe!! Oh you're making my whole family laugh, Longhorn!
Yikes!! Feed me Texas BBQ and we'll talk!! ;D
concerning Sept. I think I'll take an extended european vacation!!!
Kathy ;)
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just wait till Bama goes 8 - 4 this season
LOL, what makes this so funny is I think you really mean it! :)
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longhorn i am a night owl but been busy working on a flat roof last few weeks see you at night after 11:00pm peggy
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Seems to me the guys in red were awesome! So what team is that? And who are the orange???
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Judy...shhhhh don't ever talk about this again! :D The guys in red were the University of AL Crimson Tide and the other guys were, I believe the shhhhh Miami Hurricanes!! My grandson can't keep his mouth shut to Musicman OR Longhorn...you should see how they hack each other's teams!! EEK!! In Musicman's defense I have to say that the main thing about AL that disgusts him and makes him throw up is the name.....NICK SABAN!!! coach of AL ..don't ever EVER say that name where MM can hear it...he really gets...uhhh..incensed..
See...Musicman is so upset, he's not even saying anything...oh..well..that's because he never listens to anything I say, anyway! It's the only way he can tolerate me! hahahahaha!
PEGGY!! Don't fall off that roof!!
OH, BTW Longhorn, I wish you could go to my facebook and look at the cake I made for Justin's birthday! He ACTUALLY let me put a little bit of ORANGE on it!! That was for the Denver Broncos! I mean it was one lone D HA!!
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How long can grasshoppers go without food-water? Same snot green jumper been stuck in corner of my ceiling for 3 days now. Forget who shot Kennedy, I need answers to this question.
Longhorn
Peggy... what the hay you doing on a roof?
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Longhorn, did you ever think that maybe the grasshopper's dead and stuck in a cobweb?? huh? Back to therapy for you, buddy! hehe! ;)
Peggy, it's hot down there you'd better not stay up there too long you could suffer dehydration!! and heatstroke!! :o
Kathy ;)
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Lee Harvey Oswald!!!!!!! I just have to say it again, those guys in red were beyond fantastic!
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It's Alive. I was gunna whack him with my 4 iron, but he just kept starring at me so I let him be.... gonna have to name though.
Longhorn
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I've thought about using spell check, but Im afraid to hit the button, might fry every hard drive in Titus county. I won a spelling be in Mrs Scroggings 3rd grade english class so what the heck do I care if I can't spell woth a flip anymore.
Longhorn
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Don't worry Longhorn, I'll correct yur spelling. WORTH IS NOT SPELLED woth! That's for starters!
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Im gonna put out a APB on Ninny
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I do remember the 46 - 3 cotton bowl game. I believe it was in the 1980's decade. The reason I remember is because that was the last time Miami was even significant in football.
Longhorn
I think their Miami's Ice Fishing team made some noice.
What do you mean they haven't been significant? They won two more championships after that and played in a couple more (actually, if not for a refs aberant snot rag, it would have been three). But they'll back.