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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: Craig on November 09, 2006, 04:31:22 PM
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How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
33 to post "Me too"
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out that light bubs have never been changed correctly and we
need to come up with many new ways
23 to say how it's always been done is just fine
2 to correct spelling/grammar of previous posts
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this
technique, and what brands are faulty
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
44 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again....
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
was there a category for smilies???
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actually the proper term is "incandescent lamp" .........................................................................
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Joe
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hahahahahahahahaha
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Thanks for the laugh!!. I needed that today, since I am not feeling well.
Ruth
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Yes, But was it a 40 watt, 60 watt, or 100 watt bulb?
Whats the Greek interpitation?
How many bulbs need changing?
Your quote " dangers in changing light bulb" is plural...possibly meaning more than one change is needed!
Did this bulb blow out? or give off to little light? " meaning" is the old bulb still good?
bulb=light=change=etc etc etc.......
I dont think its about bulbs at all, it's all about "change"
We are the "bulb" = changed
Chris R
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LOL ;D
So true!
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Man!! :) I guess its a good thing that the Light of the World ...changeth not! joyful 1 :)
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:D Good one! Isn't that just like people!! :D :D
Sandy
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Iris
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:D Iris--thanks for bringing this topic up again....I still get to laughing myself silly when I read the original post here...its sOOO true!! :D :D :D
Craig-- good one! Joyce
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ANY ONE got a match for me candle ?
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Rodger
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;D Rodger, me likes your new avatar!
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Thanks for the laugh guys ;D ;D
Dwight
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Personally,
I liked it better with the debutantes inserted. The answer to that was 4.
1 to actually do it, and the other 3 to hug her when she's done. ;)
Ches
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Bump ;D :D ;D :D
Lurking about....
Vangie
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Timely
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and still funny... ;D ;D ;D
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I laughed, ;D I cried. :'( I wet my pants. ummm ???
Priceless.
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I got another good laugh, again!!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Iris
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Thats a keeper!! :D
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come to find out through revelation the bulb was not bad after all .somebody was supposed to pay the light bill .The night the light,s went out in Ga. peace Ray-Ray p.s. BOb just said dad gum it! lol
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Ha Ha Craig,
Are you sure were not State Workers or Federal Employee's; ;D, maybe we would do better if we had the Three Stooges help us with those light bulbs; ;)
Samson.
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my brain has been so fried lately....I fell for this joke all over again! I laughed and laughed.....and then I scrolled down and saw my name a couple of times as it has been "revisited" over the months....and then I laughed more at myself than at the joke!!!! eheheheheoeahaahaohohohohoh!!!! ahahahahahaaa!!!
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I just had a BRIGHT IDEA!!! :::::lightbulb comes on!:::::
I could go back and re-read all 706 of my posts here at BT and probably learn a whole lot of neat stuff!!! ooooohhhohohhhhhheheheheheheehaahahahaha!!!!
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What happened to all those who kiss up to mods? :)
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How many questions does Ray ask here?
Dear Ian: Don't try to limit God. You cannot put God in a corner or find a way to render Him
ineffective. You really are allowing your emotions to get the best of you on this. There is no
logic nor benefit to the questions you are asking. No matter what the answer would be, how
would it help you? How would it make God a better or worse God? People have been
coming up with such inane questions as long as I can remember. I have been asked:
"Why, if God exists doesn't He CEASE to exist?" What possible point can there be to
such a question? It has no redeeming value whatsoever. And this one has been around
for thousands of years: "Since God is Almighty and can do anything, can He create a rock
so big and so heavy that even He cannot lift it?" Again, tell me what possible sense is
there is trying to push God into an supposedly inescapable position where He would be
Damned if He does and Damned if He doesn't!
It's kinda like the person who asks: "Have you stopped beating you wife yet?" No matter
how you answered, you are damned.
So, "Can God make eternity end?" NO
"Can God kill an immortal?" NO But why would He even want to? What is the point?
"Can He unring a bell?" NO But what if He could, what would it prove. You really, REALLY,
need to get this nonsense out of your head!
God be with you,
Ray