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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: rick on June 11, 2007, 07:16:50 PM
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QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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lol! lol! gr8!!,
um!.... PASS!!! lol!, funny tho, dey r Questions I alwayz wanted 2 nO 2 lol!:)
muchLOVE!! Pera
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Rick, Thanks for the laugh!!!
;D :D ;D :D ;D
Iris
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Why do you chop a tree down then chop it up?
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& d@ 2 Robert lol! :D OrsuM!! lol!
muchLOVE!! Pera
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Rick, good to hear from ya!!
OMG ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Why is a HISterectomy for women and a HERnia is usually for men???
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why do people drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?????
if drunk driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots????
where is the front of a church? you come in the front doors but at an altar call, the preacher asks you to come to the front?
Thanks gina....good to hear from you.............rick