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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: SandyFla on September 14, 2006, 12:21:37 PM
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was black:
1. He called everyone "brother";
2. He liked Gospel;
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business;
2. He lived at home until he was 33;
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with his hands;
2. He had wine with every meal;
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair;
2. He walked around barefoot all the time;
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married;
2. He was always telling stories;
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food;
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it;
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.
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I could add to this but I know I will offend someone :-X. Something about that Judas kiss. The woman thing was great! Glad to see some honest to goodness "light hearted banter" here. ;D
snorky
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I like it. ;D