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Title: A jewish joke
Post by: lilitalienboi16 on February 18, 2015, 02:59:46 PM

So I made the title as such because I think this might be a joke that circulates in jewish circles about Christianity and Jesus but I thought it was still funny enough to share! ;)

A man goes to see his rabbi and says, "Rebbe, I raised my son with the Torah. I taught him to keep kosher and be a good Jewish boy. But he's converted to Christianity! What should I do?" 
 
The rabbi said, "funny you should ask. I, too, raised my son with the Torah. I also taught him to keep kosher and be a good Jewish boy. But he also converted to Christianity!"
 
"Oh, my gosh, Rebbe, what did you do?"
 
"I asked God about it."
 
"And what did He say?"
 
"He said, 'Funny you should ask…'"

 ;D

God bless,
Alex

Title: Re: A jewish joke
Post by: John from Kentucky on February 18, 2015, 03:09:17 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: A jewish joke
Post by: Rhys 🕊 on February 18, 2015, 03:38:58 PM

haha.......  :D

Title: Re: A jewish joke
Post by: Deblyn on February 18, 2015, 08:57:45 PM

Good one!

Title: Re: A jewish joke
Post by: indianabob on February 19, 2015, 12:41:20 AM

Funny you should ask,  8)

Some of us from the old timey Sabbath keeping, feast keeping and three tithing WCG can relate to trying to teach our children what we sincerely believed, at the time, and having them go out into the world and reject our teachings.

So happy to have found , been shown a MUCH better way.
Some day, sooner or later, we can teach them the full truth about an Elder brother who loves us more than his own life.

Thanks for the story, Indiana Bob

Title: Re: A jewish joke
Post by: rick on February 19, 2015, 01:07:12 AM

Hi Alex,

Are we not the true Jews of God ? Now you can say with truth and honesty that this joke has finally arrived in the circle of the true Jews of the world.

Ha Ha  :)