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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: Little Joe on February 08, 2008, 01:17:09 AM
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Funny! (http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif)
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out, 'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. 'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer'?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
'Very Well,' said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
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rofl thats hilariouse
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hahha that made me laugh out loud hilarious!! :D :D :D
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LOL What a twist! :D ;D
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Love it Joe!
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Did you hear about the atheist man fishing in the Scotish town of Loch Ness? Well, this atheist man was enjoying an afternoon at the well known lake when suddenly, a horendously large beast rose up out of the water and headed straight for him. Having only seconds to spare, the man cried out, God, please save me. Immediately, he heard a thunderous voice. The voice said "I thought that you didn't believe in me". To which the man replied, hey, give me a break. A minute ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
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:D ahahahahah!! Joyce :)
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Good one Musicman!