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Title: Of the cloth
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on March 18, 2007, 06:09:51 PM

There were three religious men of the cloth who died at the same time. One of them was a Catholic another was a Baptist and the third was a Penticostal.

They all arrived at the pearly gates together. Peter when he saw them approaching  went forward to greet them and appologise that their accommodations were not quite ready. He assured them that this would not take too long and that he would arrange for them all to be accommodated elsewhere in the meantime. To the three mens absolute gob smacking astonishment, Peter called for Satan on his intercome. Stunned in disbelief and unable to say a word, Satan appeared and Peter began to tell Satan what his problem was, and that Satan would have to put these three men into his accommodations for about two weeks. Without any further delays, Satan took the men who were still totally appaulled and shocked into a stunned  silence.

Everything was going well as the  accommodations were being prepared but after only one week, Satan stormed the pearly gates.

“I can’t take it I can’t take it any more!” Yelled Satan.

“What is wrong? “Asked Peter.

“Look you have to take those three back immediately!” screamed Satan

"Why? "Asked Peter now even more perplexed.

Well! The Catholic is forgiving everyone the Baptist is saving everyone and the Pentecostal has raised enough money in the tithe to put in air-conditioning!

Title: Re: Of the cloth
Post by: rk12201960 on March 18, 2007, 06:15:56 PM

ROFL!!!!!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Good one Arcturus.
Randy  8)

Title: Re: Of the cloth
Post by: rrammfcitktturjsp on March 18, 2007, 06:30:17 PM

Arcturus,
 
  Thanks for sharing this.  I really enjoyed it.  May God bless You so much.

  Sincerely,




  Anne C. McGuire

Title: Re: Of the cloth
Post by: gmik on March 18, 2007, 09:39:59 PM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Too funny.  Good onel!

Title: Re: Of the cloth
Post by: iris on March 18, 2007, 11:20:02 PM

That was funny!!!  ;D  :D  ;D


Iris

Title: Re: Of the cloth
Post by: joyful1 on March 19, 2007, 07:05:05 PM

:D :D :D :Dahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Title: Re: Of the cloth
Post by: gmik on March 19, 2007, 09:01:19 PM

Iris, you got a "Geiko"!!!! :D

Just don't get one of those cavemen!! 8)

Title: Re: Of the cloth
Post by: DWIGHT on March 20, 2007, 07:17:01 PM

Ha! Ha!  ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Of the cloth
Post by: Falconn003 on March 22, 2007, 11:07:38 AM

hahahah   good one  ;D  ;D   ;D

Rodger