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Title: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
Post by: Matt on February 28, 2008, 10:23:09 PM: A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.OO."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why? Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00? The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

;D
Title: Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
Post by: musicman on February 28, 2008, 11:00:19 PM: H A I J OOOOO!!!
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Post by: Martinez on February 28, 2008, 11:31:27 PM: ;D
Title: Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
Post by: Samson on February 29, 2008, 11:20:23 AM: Hello Matthew,

That was priceless, I had a Mother in Law, once like that, where I wouldn't want to take any "chances", the current one I have is pretty good, she doesn't try to run my our lives(My wife & I), she doesn't meddle in our affairs. I have a Daughter connected to that former Mother in Law, she still occasionally does her thing, my poor nerves.

Great Joke, sometimes it isn't a joke, Your Brother, Samson.
Title: Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
Post by: Craig on February 29, 2008, 12:25:02 PM: Can someone loan me $5000?

Craig
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Post by: Deborah-Leigh on February 29, 2008, 04:36:09 PM: ;D :D Excellent! :D ;D
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Post by: John9362 on February 29, 2008, 07:29:26 PM: :D ;D :D ;DLove It !! ;D :D ;D :D

Thanks !!
Title: Re: THE MOTHER-IN-LAW
Post by: ellie77 on March 01, 2008, 07:23:33 AM: No Craig....no loan... the intrest rate is too high..... :- :'(