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Title: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: rick on July 18, 2007, 06:19:53 PM

I am not sure but I think this was written by a woman......


FUNERAL PROCESSION: DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END...its PRICELESS!
 
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
 
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a dog on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
 
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.

 Whose funeral is it?"
 
"My husband's."
 
"What happened to him?"
 
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
 
She inquired further, "But, who is in the second hearse?"
 
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
 
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.

 "Can I borrow the dog?"
 
"Get in line."
 

 Woman's Prayer
 Dear Lord, I pray for:
   Wisdom, to understand a man;
   Love, to forgive him and; Patience, for his moods.
   Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
 Amen!

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: iris on July 18, 2007, 10:09:52 PM

 ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D


Iris

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: gmik on July 19, 2007, 12:23:00 AM

Ha ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: DuluthGA on July 22, 2007, 01:25:34 AM

 :)  :)  :)

And that coming from a widow of eight years who could use the shape or semblance of just about ANY kind of 'help-meet'...  ;)  ;)

Janice  ;D

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: Deborah-Leigh on July 22, 2007, 11:29:24 AM

Poor Guy!....Must have felt like Elijah but not run fast enough! ;D :D

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: Rene on July 22, 2007, 05:03:33 PM

Rick,

I'm just impressed that you, a guy, posted this!  Love your sense of humor :D.

Rene'

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: rick on July 22, 2007, 07:43:16 PM

I was gonna change the wording but, i had to post it really fast while my wife was still in line. she has a great sense of humor too. thank God!!!!

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: rk12201960 on July 22, 2007, 07:56:56 PM

Milkbone underwear guys?  ;D

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: gmik on July 22, 2007, 10:48:40 PM

Cheers, Randy.  Good one! :D

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: cjwood on July 24, 2007, 03:17:28 AM

thanks so much rick.  i laughed so hard i had tears rolling down my face.  going through the beginnings of a divorce from my husband of 15 yrs. made the humor in the story so so so funny.  i needed that.

cheers,
claudia

Title: Re: GET IN LINE!!!!
Post by: hillsbororiver on July 24, 2007, 10:44:30 AM

Good one Rick!  :D