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Title: Shipwrecked
Post by: Craig on July 25, 2007, 10:12:19 AM

SHIPWRECKED


There were two men shipwrecked on this island.  The minute they
got on to the island one of them started screaming and yelling,
"We're going to die!  We're going to die!  There's no food!
No water!  We're going to Die!"

The second man was propped up against a palm tree and acting so
calmly it drove the first man crazy.  "Don't you understand?
We're going to die!"

The second man replied, "You don't understand,
I make $100,000.00 a week."

The first man looked at him quite dumbfounded and asked,
"What difference does that make?  We're on an island with no
food and no water!  We're going to DIE!!!"

The second man answered, "You just don't get it.
I make $100,000.00 a week and I tithe ten percent on that
$100,000.00 a week.

My pastor will find me!"

Title: Re: Shipwrecked
Post by: Kat on July 25, 2007, 11:10:04 AM

Hi Craig,

At first I thought the story was going to say my 'wife' would find me.  But that ending was even better  ;)

mercy, peace, and love
Kat

Title: Re: Shipwrecked
Post by: Brett on July 26, 2007, 02:59:11 AM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I love it! So funny! And so easy to read! Thank you, Craig! ;D ;D ;D


Brett ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Shipwrecked
Post by: John9362 on July 26, 2007, 05:24:45 AM

HEHEHEHEHE !!!!!

Good one Craig  ;D :D ;D :D ;D ;D :D

John9362

Title: Re: Shipwrecked
Post by: iris on July 26, 2007, 12:30:58 PM

That was funny!!!

 ;D  :D  ;D


Iris

Title: Re: Shipwrecked
Post by: gmik on July 26, 2007, 05:52:35 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Too funny, but oh so true! :D