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Title: Judged By the Company You Keep
Post by: Duane on March 21, 2011, 07:22:14 PM

Judged By the Company One Keeps
                     
One night in late October
When I was FAR from sober
Returning with my load
With MANLY pride
My feet began to studder
So I lay down in the gutter, and
A pig came near and lay down
by my side--
A woman passing by was heard to say:
"You can tell a man who boozes
by the company he chooses"-
the PIG got up and slowly walked away!
                     author unknown

Title: Re: Drinking
Post by: longhorn on March 22, 2011, 01:41:29 AM

I drank 2 pints of tequila one time and my parents found me passed out in the front yard wearing a pair of shorts, no shirt, one sock on, and a mouth full of dirt.  I smelled like tee tee, so I either lost control of my bladder, or one of the neighbors dogs used me a fire hydrant.  Oh yea, several ant bites in places you really don't want em.

Longhorn

Title: Re: Drinking
Post by: G. Driggs on March 23, 2011, 02:30:23 PM

Quote from: longhorn on March 22, 2011, 01:41:29 AM

I drank 2 pints of tequila one time and my parents found me passed out in the front yard wearing a pair of shorts, no shirt, one sock on, and a mouth full of dirt.  I smelled like tee tee, so I either lost control of my bladder, or one of the neighbors dogs used me a fire hydrant.  Oh yea, several ant bites in places you really don't want em.

Longhorn

Thsinner!  ;) ;) ::)

gdog

Title: Re: Judged By the Company You Keep
Post by: Duane on March 23, 2011, 07:46:47 PM

Longhorn...reminds me of a joke my Dad used to tell:

A father was trying to impress on his son the dangers of drinking alcoholic beverages
and the effects alcohol has on one's body.

So he bought a bottle of alcoholic beverage and got a worm and dropped the worm in the bottle.
The worm died almost immediately.
The father looked at his son and said "Did you LEARN anything?"
The son said "Yep, if you got worms---drink alcohol!"

Thought you'd like that one.

Title: Re: Judged By the Company You Keep
Post by: daywalker on March 24, 2011, 01:32:55 PM

Quote from: Duane on March 23, 2011, 07:46:47 PM

Longhorn...reminds me of a joke my Dad used to tell:

A father was trying to impress on his son the dangers of drinking alcoholic beverages
and the effects alcohol has on one's body.

So he bought a bottle of alcoholic beverage and got a worm and dropped the worm in the bottle.
The worm died almost immediately.
The father looked at his son and said "Did you LEARN anything?"
The son said "Yep, if you got worms---drink alcohol!"

Thought you'd like that one.

hahaha, now THAT is funny!  :D