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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: stephen on September 17, 2009, 05:32:35 AM
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Mike, age 92, and Rosaline, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist.
Mike suggests they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Mike: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Mike: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Mike: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Mike:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Mike: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Mike:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"
Mike says to the pharmacist:
"We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop."
I'm not quite there but it makes you think
Stephen
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Saved, printed and passed on. Thanks. :D