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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: Craig on September 29, 2008, 07:51:31 PM
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There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D Love it, love it!!!! Thanks Craig, that was great!!!!
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Wow! So True! ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Great!
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That was good!!
Iris
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Real Funny Craig,
And this is coming from a Guy who cooks, cleans the Bathroom(including the toilet), vacumes and does laundry; ;D ;D ;D
Samson.
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I really enjoyed that! :D :D :D :D
Thanks for the smile!
Lin
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Real Funny Craig,
And this is coming from a Guy who cooks, cleans the Bathroom(including the toilet), vacumes and does laundry; ;D ;D ;D
Samson.
You go Craig! I'm one of those guys also. :)
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Bravo! Encore! You have my vote Craig! ;D
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:D Hahaha That's Awesome!
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It is official......I have wet my pants laughing so much reading this joke.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
Good one mate!