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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: Deborah-Leigh on July 09, 2011, 03:36:00 PM
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A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had
emergency open-heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of
nuns at the Catholic hospital he was taken to.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded
with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?"
asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister ... and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated, and announced loudly,
"Nuns are NOT spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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LOL! Class act!
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;D ;D ;D