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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomachache, leg hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I'm able to go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon...you got nice house. "
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Wow, that was funny! I totally didn't see the last line coming ;)
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Oh, now Craig, that was just SO wrong!! ;D
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That's the short cut to getting lake of fired! :D
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That's the short cut to getting lake of fired! :D
HaiJooooooooooo!!!!
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thanks craig. i was unable to sleep so i logged onto the forum. i needed the laugh but i almost choked on my water. you come up with some of the funniest things i have ever read.
claudia
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D That was funny!!!!
Eileen
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Arcturus, you are smart and witty!!! Judy
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All in The Body my Dear. :D
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Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I sick, headache, stomachache, leg hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I'm able to go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon...you got nice house. "
Hi,
This reminds me of the old saying: " Never mix business with pleasure ", ;D ;). I agree with Arcturus, it's
a good way to end up in the " Lake of Fired ".
Samson.
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Craig,
You should be a comedian. Thought you might find this funny.
Phil3:10
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3. He used olive oil
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do
Can I get an
AMEN!!
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AMEN!!!!!