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Title: five most constipated men in the Old Testament
Post by: Matt on December 13, 2007, 02:04:49 AM

Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?

Cain - because he wasn’t Abel.

Moses – he went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

King David – he sat on the throne for forty years.

Solomon – neither heaven nor earth could move him.

Noah – because he was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.

Title: Re: five most constipated men in the Old Testament
Post by: gmik on December 14, 2007, 11:49:30 PM

OMG  Who thinks these up????? ;D ;D

gotta print and share!  Thanks.

Title: Re: five most constipated men in the Old Testament
Post by: indianabob on December 16, 2007, 03:50:55 AM

Quote from: Matthew on December 13, 2007, 02:04:49 AM

Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?

Cain - because he wasn’t Abel.

Moses – he went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

King David – he sat on the throne for forty years.

Solomon – neither heaven nor earth could move him.

Noah – because he was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.

Thanks Matthew,

Very interesting.  Actually though Noah was at sea about one year while the waters abated.

Bob