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=> Off Topic Discussions => Topic started by: hillsbororiver on October 22, 2007, 08:31:04 PM
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Some editors and copywriters must have been sleeping on the job, a few headlines from around the world that do not quite capture the gist of the story .....
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
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Farmer bill dies in house
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Iraqi head seeks arms
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Eye Drops Off Shelf
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Squad helps dog bite victim
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Dealers will hear car talk at noon
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Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
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Miners refuse to work after death
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Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
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Nicaragua sets goal to wipe out literacy
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If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
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Cold wave linked to temperatures
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Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
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British Left Waffles on Falkan Islands
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That Farmer Bill was a good guy. I'm sad to see him go. (Haven't you heard that proper nouns need to be capitalized?)
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I am with the Miners! ;D
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I am with the Miners! ;D
No you're not. They're dead.
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Joe,
Got a kick out of all of them except the last one, I just don't understand...??? Maybe it is just to early in the morning...!
Thanks!
Sue Ann
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Hi Sue Ann,
Perhaps those Brits left their breakfast (waffles) on the Islands because the ship was ready to leave the port. I had to read that one a few times before the lightbulb came on in my head! ::) :o
Thanks for the observations Musicman and Matt, here are a few more to ponder;
Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
William Kelly was Fed secretary
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Drunk drivers paid $1,000 in 1984
Autos killing 110 a day let's resolve to do better
War dims hope for peace
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
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Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation.
Bingo! Like understating ones age
- jER
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The English Party (the Left) were debating about the Falkland Islands. (waffling-undecided)
Double-minded= unstable in all your ways.
I think it very near the same time as the Falkland "War", England was letting Canada go. (go figure)
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Hahaha!
Great one Joe!
How about this one?
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
God bless you,
Eirik
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;D ;D
Good one Eirik. And a happy Birthday to ya!!!
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All these Newspaper Headline jokes are funny!! And to think I thought they could be real! ::)
I was so pleased to find out that there was possibility of them being a hoax. There is hope for creation yet! :P
~ Lady Ranae
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Thanks for the smiles. :D