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Title: Would You Remarry?
Post by: hillsbororiver on November 05, 2007, 10:29:19 AM

Would You Remarry?
 
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over
at him and asks the question....
 
WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'
 
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'
 
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
 
HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'
 
WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
 
HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
 
WIFE: 'You would?' (with a hurt look)
 
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
 
WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'
 
HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great house.'
 
WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
 
HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'
 
WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'
 
HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost new.'
 
WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
 
HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'
 
WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
 
HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
 
WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?
 
HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good times.'
 
WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?
 
HUSBAND: 'No, she's left-handed.'
 
WIFE: -- silence --
 
HUSBAND: 'uh oh.'

 

Title: Re: Would You Remarry?
Post by: Snowfire on November 05, 2007, 08:27:34 PM

 ;D Good one Joe!

Title: Re: Would You Remarry?
Post by: gmik on November 05, 2007, 09:19:30 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

Good One!!!

Title: Re: Would You Remarry?
Post by: Matt on November 05, 2007, 10:59:17 PM

SOOOOO BUSTED :D

Title: Re: Would You Remarry?
Post by: UncleBeau on November 07, 2007, 05:34:18 PM

I just sent that to everyone in the office.