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Title: A little football humour
Post by: Alberta_Guy on December 30, 2007, 12:06:24 PM

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"
Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and
says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to
family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky,
but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't
help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and
offers him a seat to his right.
Then God turns to Brett Favre and says, "What do you
believe?"Brett says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and
honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been
lucky, but win or lose, I've always tried to be a true
sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is
greatly moved by Brett's sincere eloquence, and he
offers him a seat to his left.
Finally, God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do
you believe?"Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat.

 ;D

Title: Re: A little football humour
Post by: dewey on December 30, 2007, 07:10:57 PM

thats good guy  i admire tom brady . dewey

Title: Re: A little football humour
Post by: hebrewroots98 on December 30, 2007, 07:46:25 PM

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o ::) ::) ::) :-\ :-\ :-\

Title: Re: A little football humour
Post by: gmik on December 30, 2007, 07:53:36 PM

 ;D ;D ;D

We pull for him cuz he is a Michigan man!!!!! (that counts big in our house!!).

Personally, altho he is eye candy for sure, he is not much of a role model.

(I thought they would lose last nite since they were on the cover of SI) :D

Title: Re: A little football humour
Post by: musicman on January 03, 2008, 11:11:49 PM

Very funny post.

By the way, I think I know what Marino would say next.

"God, I believe that You gave me a sucky defense all of those years because You didn't want me to win a Supper Bowl.  And how dare You let those three jokers wreak havoc on my seasonal and career touchdown records.  Oh and Tom!!  Remember that 1 and 15 season the Dolphins had when you reached the pinnacle of your career?  Only to watch them reduce you to a crying little baby when they turned that joke of a team into a dynasty in the following 10 years?  You weren't so god like after that, were you, Tom?  And of course, I predicted it all.  Now get your Brady butt out of my seat!!






Just letting off some steam folks.

Title: Re: A little football humour
Post by: gmik on January 04, 2008, 03:10:28 AM

 ;D ;D

Hmmmmmm  some hidden deep dark anxiety there!!!!!!

(just kidding- I loved Marino!)